Computergoblin02 - I Have No Idea How To Use This App

lobotomy corp au where there’s a McDonalds in the facility and once in a while the abnormalities will ask for something from there

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sometimes I wish my brain made little electrical beeps and mechanical whirs and clicks like an old computer. I think it would be nice

One Sin only uses it on WN

AU where every abnormality has some sort of blade arm attack. Every one says “goodbye” while using it.

grass-touching gremlin

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

yall what the fuck does blazing a post mean

better yet, the gun changes depending on what abno has it. wellcheers? the vending machine now has a very thick barrel coming out of it that just launches cans at people. NT? gun arm. QoH? magic wand gun. warm-hearted woodsman? chainsaw gun. you get the idea

Bad Au where a random (gun-less) abnormality gets a gun. Only one abnormality can get the gun per day, the next day a different abnormality gets the gun

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i found this weird ass mobile sandbox game called genius killer and it kinda sucks ass but you can make a trans flag sawblade in it and put it on a tank. so its awesome

like how can you look at this and not want to play the game