Sometimes I Wish My Brain Made Little Electrical Beeps And Mechanical Whirs And Clicks Like An Old Computer.

better translation than inkary's, I mean no disrespect but I couldn't help but notice the couple small mistakes. (done by a native russian speaker)

"That's it, time to surface, Marmok's (name of the youtuber) going back to the people, vacation's over."

*pulls lever*

"Oh fuck, grenade. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT KEEPS-"

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS WE HAVE FILTH TO ERADICATE

BURN THEM

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

i found this weird ass mobile sandbox game called genius killer and it kinda sucks ass but you can make a trans flag sawblade in it and put it on a tank. so its awesome

like how can you look at this and not want to play the game

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

grass-touching gremlin

me opening tumblr only to see a swarm of fedex recruitment bots

lobcorp memes taken from that jurassic park parody account. i spent over an hour making these so i hope y'all enjoy my efforts

you have unintentionally created a creature most horrid

Carmen projectmoon is a great character because they went “yeah she’s just the dead wife character sorry :( FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING SHE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE” and then she haunted the narrative so hard she caused fundamental changes to the entire setting and affected literally everyone in the world of the story and she’s still haunting the narrative to this day, even after the game that was about her haunting the narrative. most recently they made her a narrator (probably) and [uh hi future bluejay here, what was originally here might not have been true but since this post was made she’s done even more]. she died before the first entry of the series