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i found this weird ass mobile sandbox game called genius killer and it kinda sucks ass but you can make a trans flag sawblade in it and put it on a tank. so its awesome

like how can you look at this and not want to play the game

sometimes I wish my brain made little electrical beeps and mechanical whirs and clicks like an old computer. I think it would be nice

me opening tumblr only to see a swarm of fedex recruitment bots

yall what the fuck does blazing a post mean

(found in a homophobe's blog)

"the dumbest posts can't be replied to"

-comments turned off

these people really do run on like 2 and a half braincells huh

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

Hero

(Please reblog, but don’t repost!)

you have unintentionally created a creature most horrid

Carmen projectmoon is a great character because they went “yeah she’s just the dead wife character sorry :( FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING SHE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE” and then she haunted the narrative so hard she caused fundamental changes to the entire setting and affected literally everyone in the world of the story and she’s still haunting the narrative to this day, even after the game that was about her haunting the narrative. most recently they made her a narrator (probably) and [uh hi future bluejay here, what was originally here might not have been true but since this post was made she’s done even more]. she died before the first entry of the series

still no idea how to use this app but. I think this is how to reblog, yes?

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!