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1 month ago

having friends over for D&D is gr8 but my socially awkward and anxious insides are mush _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):


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1 month ago

Everyday I don’t wake up to my orc!wife is a sad day. I’m not a cuddly person normally, but you couldn’t get me out of this amazon’s lap.

God imagine waking up on a cold winter morning, but you're warm and cozy with your orc wife wrapped securely around you. She likes having you lay on top of her, it makes her feel close to you, but she'll settle for having you at her side and hugging you like a teddy bear.

Orc wife who goes out into the freezing cold (shirtless) to cut wood for your hearth. She claims that she works up such sweat chopping logs that it's easier to just forgo the shirt, but it's because she likes putting on a show for you. Honestly, she's an orc, she's probably shirtless or half-naked around the house most of the time anyway.

Your orc wife will take ANY opportunity to show off how strong she is. she likes picking you up and moving heavy things for you. Every couple of months she hints that you should rearrange the living room. Or move the bookcase downstairs. please just let her move the furniture for you. Be sure to tell her she's so strong and give her a kiss on the cheek after she moves something for you. She's also super tall and will put things you use every day up on the top shelf so you'll have to ask her for help.


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