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domestic moonchaser !! made for @marauderswithpalestineproject

i had prompt 291 ! my prompt was either on a date of domestic, so i took this route. thank you to the anonymous donator !! i hope you all enjoy <3

Sirius is a wanted man in more ways than one

Why have I never met a Finnish marauders fan?!?

I need marauders friends, cause I keep talking about them to my friends, and they keep looking at me like I'm mentally unstable (I am, but why do their face subtitles have to make it so obvious)

Sirius : fuck my brother!!! *very pissed*

James : yeaaaa fuck him!!

*a few days later*

James : HEY PADFOOT!! guess who I hooked up with *wiggles his eyebrows*

Sirius, excited : WHO!!

James, smirking : your brother

Sirius : PRONGS WHAT THE HELL!!!

James : what? but you said fuck your br- oh shit you didn't mean it like that did you?

Sirius : OF COURSE NOT!!

James : *runs for his life*

Sirius : *runs after james*

Remus : *so unbothered with everything*

*James and Sirius before each prank*

James : now remember, if any professor catches us-

Sirius : you're deaf and I only speak French

James : exactly! *claps excitedly*

Remus : ...

Peter : ...

Lily : ...

*james and sirius applying for a job*

interviewer : how would you describe yourselves?

Sirius : verbally

James : but we've also prepared a dance

*Remus and Sirius in the kitchen*

Sirius : *struggling to get a plate from the top shelf*

Remus, amused : need me to get it for you, love?

Sirius : *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT !!

Remus : *laughs* ... okay then

«moments later...»

Sirius : *defeated sigh* help me please? *crosses his arms and looks away*

James : *reading a book*

Regulus : Love, what are you reading?

James : oh it's *book name*

Regulus, confused : why are you reading it? you never read

James : well.. *closes the book and smiles at Reggie* it's your favourite book, so I wanted to read it to be able to talk about it with you and discuss our favourite bits together

James, still smiling : so my favourite part so far is whe-

Regulus, interrupts him : I love you... I love you so so much *hugs james tightly smiling with teary eyes*

James, smiling : I love you more Reggie...

Lily : give me an example of an extreme sport

Remus : skydiving

James : surfing

Peter : skiing?

Sirius : doing homework while the professor is collecting it

*the marauders planing their next prank*

Remus : so what's our escape plan

Peter :

Sirius :

James :

Sirius and James : our... what?

Remus : ....

Peter : OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Remus : there's no thing such as a stupid question...

Sirius : what's orange juice made of?

Remus : *mentally facepalms* I take back what I said

James : *falls down the stairs*

Regulus : are you okay, love? *genuinely concerned*

James : mhm, why wouldn't I be? *trying to sound nonchalant*

Regulus : you just fell ...

James : oh no I was just doing a... gravity check *awkwardly pats the floor then gets up* yup it's working

Regulus : ..... I don't even know why I love you *sigh*