Manco - Blog Posts

HELP I- 😭✋🏽 On my first day Of bounty hunting I decided to Wear a green poncho and new bounty hunters yelled "YEE-HAW" and i introduced myself (i have an average Joe voice) and they started shooting

I'M GOING FERAL

-Crack alert-

Manco has a weird dream

(Fish!Manco / Fisherman!Mortimer AU😤)

fumbling in every universe

YURIII

rough but

The Man With No Name after fumbling the hottest old man to exist

I'VE BEEN SAYING THISSS (iykyk)

THEY'RE LITERALLY CANON

Douglas and Manco when no one was looking which I think was always somehow

I am TWEAKING

("The time they fucked offscreen"? Which one?)

well... let's just say I was in a mood for watching a good western one night, watched the dollars triology (and then some) and since then me and my gf have been on a journey.

Absolutely fell in love with Mr. Van Cleef and fully immersed ourselves in the romance of one meddling brat boy and the one wholesome light-of-my-life colonel Douglas.

I implore you, I'm begging go watch "For a few dollars more" bc the only thing missing in this movie is a kiss (but you can definitely pinpoint the time they fucked offscreen). Otherwise it's basically a western romance with a good end.

I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."

Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)

The Man With No Name

So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.

Tuco Ramirez

Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.

Angel Eyes

Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.

Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)

Douglas Mortimer

So gay bro. Wdym after you got punched by a guy, then make that same guy your partner, and drink together, and then, have only been partners with the guy for only a couple of days, and then be "so worried" about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.

El Indio

It just makes sense, trust.

For A Few Dollars More (1967) → Col. Douglas Mortimer & “Manco”

It’s all for you. I think you deserve it.

For a Few Dollars More (Per qualche dollaro in più) 1965

ғᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs ᴍᴏʀᴇ 1965

OMG

trying my best to make them look somehow different (I'm failing)