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Eh just thought I might post something so here ya go

I know it’s fall for real now cuz the floors in my house stay consistently cold. And the west coast doesn’t exactly conform to cool weather often, especially with Global warming ducking up the whole ecosystem and weather system, whatever word that is.

while replaying Trigger Happy Havoc with some of my friend and got a reminder about taka being ripped again.

HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone

"LOL the first one to discover this will look crazy telling the others"

-God

*I need an Inosuke cake for my 31st birthday*

Today in psych class we were talking about how more symmetrical faces are found more attractive, as it represents good autoimmune diversity or smth (don't trust me on that, I've mostly forgotten) and my friend was complaining about how her jawline is one side really soft, and the other side really sharp.

And I was like: Oh! It's like Mulan's jawline in the promotional poster. The one with the sword reflection, and she has one side square and the other round. And she was like: what.

So then I showed her the poster and yeah. She told me to make this post, because she wanted the world to know that she has the Mulan Jawline™

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

WAIT IS THIS AN ACTUAL THING HAPPENING ALL OVER??!!!

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

I was super exhausted And I did that thing where I imagine things, and when I'm tired, my mind kinda does its own thing without my control It started to imagine me and a few other people need to go to the underworld for some reason And in this universe I guess the gods had to retire and now they all hide as humans working day jobs. And it was like an under the table deal to get tickets to the underworld. But that's not the best part The best part was that for some reason My brain decided to make the ferryman of the row boat thingy that goes across the sea of the damned was Wilbur soot

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Hello yes, have this, g’day.

Ego be like: are you going to ask your father like "DAD I CAN FUCKING GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I WILL FUCK MY P*NIS C*M"

Goga be like: not today it's not tomorrow yet

Naoh be like: he chooses harder to click choose Bottom that's mean he's just want a Sexuality

Liam be like: first time his first day school...

Olivia be like: since she's been want to be rich

Amelia be like: her Ex-Gf is ladyguard

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Fuck... this'll kind of shit memes Lmao...

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