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Kaz brekker's baby sitting

CONTEXT ; adjala brekker is kazs adopted sister (and shes suli) and elijah rollins is Pekkas illegitamate disowned son (adjalas husband) and kaz has a neice, Jordan and her twin brother is his first nephew Johaness and Kaz fav nephew is Kaz jr. a baby boy who likes kaz alot too.

WARNINGS; Cuteness overload 😭😭

The cozy candlelit restaurant in ketterdam provided the perfect ambiance for Adjala and Elijah's long-overdue date night. They savored each other's company, relishing the rare moments of quietude and connection.

Meanwhile, back at their home, Uncle Kaz was in charge of babysitting duty. With a baby boy, Kaz Jr., a toddler girl, Jordan, and her twin brother, Johannes, it was a formidable task. Kaz watched the twins with a mixture of awe and exhaustion as they energetically tore through the living room, rearranging furniture and creating chaos.

Kaz sighed, his gloved hands buried in his hair as he muttered to himself, "What am I doing with my life? Why did I agree to this? This is madness."

Kaz Jr., seated in his baby bouncer nearby, cooed in apparent agreement, seemingly understanding the gravity of the situation as he watched the twins cause mayhem.

Hours passed, and just when Kaz thought he might lose his mind, he had a brilliant idea. He started constructing one of his infamous "Kaz Bunker" pillow forts. With the speed and precision of a mastermind, he built walls of pillows and blankets, corralling the twins into the makeshift fortress.

As Adjala and Elijah returned home, they were met with a scene of controlled chaos. The living room was a mess, but it was contained within the boundaries of the pillow fort. Kaz lay on the floor, fast asleep, his mouth slightly open, drooling onto the carpet.

Elijah couldn't help but chuckle as he surveyed the scene. "Looks like Uncle Kaz managed to get some sleep."

Adjala nodded, a fond smile on her face. "Maybe all those heists were practice for babysitting. I never expected my brother drooling on my carpet with my son on his chest."

They approached the fort and found Kaz Jr. sleeping soundly on Kaz's chest, while Jordan and Johannes had cuddled up next to him, also fast asleep.

Elijah gently lifted Kaz Jr. and laid him in his crib, while Adjala carefully extricated the twins from the fort. Kaz Jr. seemed to stir for a moment, but he settled back into slumber, content in the knowledge that his uncle had things under control.

As they settled their children into their beds, Adjala and Elijah couldn't help but appreciate the bond between Kaz and their little family. It might be unconventional, and sometimes chaotic, but it was filled with love, laughter, and the occasional pillow fort heist.

Adjala whispered to Elijah, "We're lucky to have him."

Elijah smiled and kissed her forehead. "Yes, we are."

"Kaz." Adjala gently shakes him awake. "Get up. Sleep in the guest room."

And with Kaz groggily left the room, knowing that he had proved himself to be more than just a mastermind—he was a master babysitter, too.

Taglist: @ell0ra-br3kk3r , @cookie-block , @she-posts-nerdy-stuff, @marsconer ,

I can't get enough of the Brother/uncle Kaz headcannons. So here r some more.

But this time, it's about Kaz third wheeling Elijah Rollins (Adjala's lover aka my oc) and Adjala (Kaz's sistet aka my oc).

1. Kaz, the Eternal Third Wheel: Kaz often finds himself unintentionally third-wheeling when spending time with Adjala and Elijah. Whether it's a romantic dinner or a simple walk in the park, he somehow manages to always be there, lurking in the shadows.

2. Awkward Interruptions: Kaz has a knack for walking in at the most inopportune moments. Whenever Adjala and Elijah share a tender moment, steal a kiss or are making out, Kaz's impeccable timing ensures that he witnesses it all. His reaction? A dramatic sigh and an eye roll or cursing on his way out.

3. Secretly Ships Them: Despite his gruff exterior, Kaz secretly ships Adjala and Elijah and can't help but playfully tease them about their affectionate moments. He might toss a coin their way and quip, "Buy yourselves a room, you two."

4. Reluctant Babysitter: Whenever Adjala and Elijah need a break from their parental duties, they know they can count on Kaz to babysit Jordan, Johannes and Kaz jr. Kaz's (aka the og) tough love approach makes for some amusing stories of the kids outsmarting him.

5. Inadvertent Matchmaker: Kaz unintentionally becomes a matchmaker for the couple. He might arrange "accidental" encounters or conveniently forget to mention that the other is coming over, leading to amusing situations.

6. Kaz's Relationship Advice: Kaz occasionally offers unsolicited relationship advice to Adjala and Elijah, which they usually find amusing. His advice often involves strategies for heists and scams, much to their amusement.

7. The Mournful Violin (ft. Nina's singing, Jesper's horrible violin skills and Matthias' bleeding eardrums): Jesper once jokingly complained that his violin playing and Nina's singing duet was so horrifying that it drove couples apart. And Matthias could barely hear anything over their duet, so Kaz had him learn to play harmonica horribly. Now, whenever Adjala and Elijah go out in a romantic date on the roof of the Slat, Kaz will have Jesper dramatically pull out his violin and play a mournful tune, dramatically out of key, and have Nina duet to it, while Matthias plays the harmonica horribly in the background, always causing Adjala to face palm and Elijah to stuff tissues into his ears. *They carry around ear plugs now*. (rip Matty and Elijah's ear drums xoxo)

8. Impromptu Counselling (ft. Therapist Wylan) : Kaz occasionally finds himself in the role of an impromptu couples' counselor, alongside wylan, always listening to their relationship woes and offering his unique perspective on love and loyalty.

9. Kaz's "I Told You So" Moments: When disagreements arise between Adjala and Elijah, Kaz is always ready with an "I told you so" or "You should have listened to me." It's all in good fun, of course. (Except for that one time Elijah got Adjala pregnant)

10. The mom friend (ft. Inej) : Kaz embraces his role as the mom friend of the family (taught by urs truly Inej ofc), offering a different perspective on life and love. He might say, "You two enjoy your domestic bliss; I'll be out here in the shadows, counting my crows." And he jokes be grudgingly so that inej laughs.

That's pretty much it Lol.

I write a fanfiction about Kaz having a sister in Wattpad, named Adjala Brekker. And I just got the craziest idea. Kaz is always the baby sitter for Adjala's kids so why not write headcannons?

So I just made a few headcannons about Kaz babysitting his niece Jordan, and his two nephews Johannes and Kaz jr.

( Everytime you see a mom approved, it means the kids' mother approves of the activity )

1. "Uncle Kaz's House of Schemes": Kaz turns babysitting into a series of elaborate games and puzzles for the kids. It's like a mini heist every time they visit, complete with clues and riddles to keep them entertained. (Mum approved)

2. Kaz's version of "nap time" is "quiet planning time": When it's time for the kids to take a nap, Kaz uses this opportunity to quietly plan his next big scheme. He's convinced they're the perfect cover for his brainstorming sessions. (Mum approved)

3. Candy heist training: Kaz teaches the kids the fine art of candy heists, complete with disguises, diversion tactics, and a secret candy stash. They're the most resourceful trick-or-treaters in Ketterdam. (Mum not approved)

4. The "Ingenious Bedtime Routine": Kaz has a knack for getting kids to bed without fuss. His secret? He tells them thrilling stories about his heists until they're too excited to stay awake. (Mum approved)

5. Tiny suits and dresses: Kaz insists that the kids wear tiny suits and dresses, just like him, when they go out together. It's a comical sight seeing them dressed as miniature versions of him. (Hehe definitely mum approved)

6. Teaching the art of negotiation: Kaz imparts his negotiating skills to the kids, coaching them on how to haggle with street vendors for the best deals on toys and treats. They quickly become savvy little traders. They negotiate with daddy alot too, and their daddy always falls for this (Their dad hates this, so mum approved)

7. The "Kaz Jr. Inheritance Fund": Kaz secretly sets up a savings account for each of the kids, earmarking it as their "inheritance." He insists they learn about managing their finances from an early age. (Uncle Jes and Mumma approved)

8. "The Kaz Bunker" (my fav) : In the event of a "Kaz-sized emergency," he's built a secret bunker (a well-fortified blanket fort) in the living room. It's the perfect hiding spot for epic pillow fights and strategizing. (There's photo evidence -Inej) [mum approved - Kaz's sister]

9. Poker night (ft. Uncle jes, Daddy and uncle Wy) : Kaz introduces the kids to poker night, using candies as chips. It's all in good fun until Jesper's uncanny ability to bluff leaves Kaz Jr and Johannes with an empty stash of candy, while Jordie has a whole lot to herself. Wylan always gives his candy to Kaz jr in the end. Elijah (the kids' dad) sits their and sticks his tongue out to his brother in-law whenever he wins, only to me met by the Lethal Brekker sibling glower. (The mother doesn't aprove of this, their dad does tho)

10. Lessons in lockpicking (childproof, of course): Kaz teaches the kids the basics of lockpicking, with a set of child-friendly locks and tools. They think it's just a game, but it's secretly a life skill. (The parents don't aprove since candy is always being stolen from the kitchen)

11. Kaz and naps : when the kids' parents get back from date night of smth, they see uncle Kaz and the kids in the Kaz Bunker fort, or all of them on the ground, surrounded my toys and Kaz is laying flat on his stomach and Kaz jr is snoozing on top of him and Jordan and Johannes are snoozing in the corner. This, ladies and gentlemen, is how the bastard of the barrel gets his sleep. (Inej has photo evidence) [Daddy and mumma approved]

12: Lifeskills (ft. Uncle Matty, aunty 'nej and aunty Ninny) : so Kaz gets his gang together to preach Lifeskills to his nephews and niece. Uncle Matty adores the mini demjins. Aunty 'nej takes them in sea trips (Aunty ninny brings the snacks) [ pappa and mumma approved]

13. Shark stare classes 101: in which Kaz teaches his little trainees the signature bombastic side eye and shark like stare, along with the lethal Brekker glower, which always has the kids' dad running for the HILLS, cuz they look like his scary wife and terrifying brother in law. (Daddy and Mumma approved ladies and gentlemen)

A fanfic for this :

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Kaz brekker's baby sitting

CONTEXT ; adjala brekker is kazs adopted sister (and shes suli) and elijah rollins is Pekkas illegitamate disowned son (adjalas husband) and

I'm tagging a few of the biggest SoC enthusiasts I know : @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @ell0ra-br3kk3r-writes @marsconer

This is the truest thing I've seen in Tumblr.

this time I get to be Jesper and Nina

the crows as things my friends have said, part 2:

kaz: "I should try that: dress all nicely and spread lies."

inej: "I do love throwing knives."

jesper: "Hey, I stole that fair and square!"

wylan: "I'm gonna cry about it for hours when I get home, but other than that it's ok."

nina: *someone complains about how many people are in the room* "It's ok because I look better than everyone here."

matthias: "You live and you learn. You live, and I learn how not to live like you."

SOC SPOILERS

Meanwhile in the tank:

Jesper: I'm the embodiment of bad decisions that eventually work out.

Inej: *lurking in a corner trying not to laugh because she’s the spider*

jesper: heyy kaz, buddy, uh...why are you standing there?

kaz: i live here i can stand anywhere

jesper: okay, why are you standing on that chair?

kaz: i saw a spider in here but now i don't know where it went

jesper, leaping onto the desk: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?? SAINTS IS IT IN MY HAIR????

Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you

Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring

Stranger: Up?

Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.

Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?

Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook

Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?

Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*

Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight

Jesper: Let's see what his fun means

Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral

Jesper: That can't be the real answer

Kaz: Of course, what else would it be

Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

Kaz, thinking: Be normal, your friend Inej is in the shadows. Your friend, Inej. Inej, your friend.

Inej, appears: Hi Kaz.

Kaz's brain: Oh look! Inej, your wife!

Kaz: So you're telling me.... I have to come up with a solution by MYSELF for a problem I created by MYSELF

Per Haskell: Basically, yes

Kaz: THAT IS SO UNFAIR

Also Kaz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us

Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*

Wylan: Ah there it is

Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea

Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence

Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing