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I brain went “what if Darcy glitched?” then shat this out so here ya go

Sasha: I’m here to save her and stop you!

Darcy: Well th- *freezes*

Sasha:

Grime:

Darcy: *slight twitching*

Sasha:

Grime: Is… this a human thing?

Darcy: *eyes start flashing rainbow colors*

Sasha: Don’t think so

Grime:

Sasha: *steps towards Darcy with one sword out in front of her to poke at their armor*

Darcy: -̷̳̝̓̔E̴̳͍͊̊E̶̠̒̚E̸͙͘N̴͙͘E̴̻̎͝N̴͔̙͂͝Ȇ̵̩N̷͖̺̄Ṋ̶̊̈́E̷̡͊N̷͕̾E̴̬͛N̵̜̩̑̐E̴̘͊̋E̶̯͖͒E̸̾͜E̵̻͋N̴̛͇̿Ñ̸̻̖N̷͚̍Ṇ̵̝̎Ń̴̘̭Ǹ̶̯̕ *falls to the floor*

Sasha: *shrieks and stumbles backwards*

Darcy: *rolls around like they have some weird ass ragdoll physics bug* L̴̲̚L̸͔̞͒L̸̻͎͠Ļ̶͎͆Ľ̸̺̰L̸̟͠E̷̘̤̓L̷̺̼̈́̕E̶͇͋E̷͗̚͜È̵̙̗̎E̸̢̔Ě̵̯̭́B̶̡̛̘̚B̶̖̈́B̸̺̀B̸̦̖̀̔B̷̙̮̓͒B̵̰̒B̵̦̠̔̑Ś̸̢͌S̴̨̓̊S̵̝͇̄͠S̸̼̐Ȗ̴̼Ų̴̜̿U̸̺̓̒L̴͈̓͊U̵̹̟̓͝Ļ̷̊̚Ĺ̸̮͠L̵͉̻̈̔B̸̰̐Ṙ̶̺̩͘R̴̖̲͝R̶̒̐͜R̶̗͗Ë̷̮͉́E̴̢̦͗͗

Incorrect Tagteam Quotes :>

Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!! (which I love with all my heart) *Hunter and Luz looking at a locked gate into a park* Hunter: Aw. :( Luz: You know what they say. Hunter: Please don’t- Luz: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Hunter: Frick-

Hunter: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? Luz: They're for Backup Hunter: Why are you making pancakes for Backup? Luz: He doesn't know how

Luz: Ow! Hunter: What’s wrong? Luz: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Hunter: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. 

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Bucky: Sweetheart?

Steve: yes?

Natasha. yes?

Sam: yes?

Robert Redford: ‘m joining the club -_-

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"

My singing is something like when u let a horny cat have sex with the blender switched on

Mcu be like:

mcu: we ahve a girl that fell in love with a microwave that has stone in head

fans: nice, and what about two boys together then?

mcu: oh, there can't be anything more than a friendship

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"

Marvel about Zemo in the last episode: surprise bitch, he is rich

Marvel

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Bucky: Hey Stevie, are you a toaster?

Steve: why?

Bucky: cus you're hot

Steve: *is cooking* Bucky, whispers: damn that's hot. Steve: I'm sorry, what did you say Buck? Bucky, panicking:I said I'm thot!

me

Ethan: You know what really bothers me? When crunchy food goes stale, it becomes soft  and chewy, but when soft food goes stale, it turns crunchy. What kind of twisted sick joke is that?

Mark, on the phone: ethan its 3am go to sleep 

spidersoncaptaindadirondadincorrect doctor who quotesdoctor who quotesdoctor whoquoteincorrect marvel quoteincorrect thorincorrect tony starkincorrect superhusbandsincorrect stonyincorrect stevetonyincorrect steve rogersincorrect superfamilyincorrect quotethorpeter stark rogerssteve rogerstony starkironshieldstevextonystevetonystonysuperhusbandssuperfamily

spidersoncaptaindadirondadincorrect doctor who quotesdoctor who quotesdoctor whoquoteincorrect marvel quoteincorrect thorincorrect tony starkincorrect superhusbandsincorrect stonyincorrect stevetonyincorrect steve rogersincorrect superfamilyincorrect quotethorpeter stark rogerssteve rogerstony starkironshieldstevextonystevetonystonysuperhusbandssuperfamilysteve&tony: this is our baby child, peter

peter: babbles

thor: yes he likes that, peter, though personally he prefers to be called stormageddon, dark lord of all

tony: i'm sorry what

steve: how do you know that?

thor: i speak baby, they taught it on asgard. it was an elective

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

Patton, when Janus and Roman are fighting: Well, I guess we'll just have to look for proof to see who's not being truthful!

Janus, studying his gloves: Go ahead, search my room; I have nothing to hide.

Roman, indignant: Oh, and I do?!

Janus: Uh, did I say anything about you, stupid bitch?

Roman: ...

Janus, scoffing: Egocentric much?

Roman, sagely: Treat bugs as you wish to be treated.

Patton: Killed without hesitation.

Roman: NO— Do you need to talk?

Patton, voice breaking: Yeah that'd be nice

Logan: You malodorous scenturian!

Roman: *blank look*

Logan: *sigh*

Logan: You stinky soldier boy.

Roman: *gasp* How dare you!

Logan, quietly, seeing a unisex bathroom sign: Ah, yes, the three genders: Pants, skirt, and wheelchair.

Thomas:

Everyone who can't hear/see Logan: *gives him strange looks*

Logan, on phone: I heard you guys are at the emergency room. What happened? Are you okay?

Virgil: Oh, so Patton tried to pet a dingo—

Logan: Oh my god! Is he okay??

Virgil: Yeah he's fine, Roman got mauled by the dingo for trying to get him to stop petting it.

Logan: Oh my god, how did you handle that?

Virgil: Easy. Took Pat to a dog shelter so he can pet puppies safely, told Roman some stories about knights that got hurt while protecting their friends.

Logan: Wow. I'm impressed.

Virgil: How've you and Janus and Remus been?

Logan: *looks at kitchen that is in shambles from the two of them microwaving a microwave (for science) as Remus frantically tries to clean it up before Janus sees*

Logan: ...Equally good, I'd say.

Virgil, laughing: What, have one of you been mauled too?

Logan: Not yet.

Virgil: Wait, what?

Logan, hearing Janus's footsteps: Gotta go bye!

Virgil: LOGAN WHAT—

Screw it, have some famILY

Patton: *yawn, opens eyes*

On Patton's bedside table: HUGE SPIDER

Patton: *shrieks, jumps out of bed, runs out of room*

Patton: Virgil! Virgil there's a giant bug in my room I need you to kill it!

Virgil: *gets up, follows Patton to his room*

Virgil: *kills bug*

Virgil: That was a big spider

Patton: Yeah I woke up and it was right in my face and I yelled... Well, I'm definitely awake now

Virgil: *laugh*

Patton: Thank you!!

Logan. "Why don't you believe ghosts are real?"

Janus. "I've never seen one."

Logan. "Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that you— that are real."

Janus. "What can't I see?"

Logan. "You can't see gravity, that's real."

Janus. "Yeah, I can drop an apple."

Logan. "Fuck."

Logan: And 85 grams of dark molasses.

Patton: Molasses!

Logan: Or black treacle if you don't know what molasses are.

Roman: Looks like a jar of your soul, Virge.

Virgil: Aw, thank you, Princey. That is honestly all I aspire to.

Logan: "A pinch of salt." (grates it into Patton’s hand)

Patton: "Ah! I'm gonna throw it over my shoulder. Which one is it? Left or right?"

Logan: "I don't know—"

Patton: "Left!" (throws it over left shoulder)

Roman: "What happens if you get that wrong?"

Virgil: "I don't know. You kill God or something."

Roman: (laugh)

Virgil: "One's the devil, I know that much."

Logan: "Wow. Don't wanna make that mistake, do you?"

Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.

Roman, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!

Logan: *gets up and turns down the heat*

Roman, internally: Yeah, okay, I guess he doesn't know that song

The next day—

Remus, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!

Logan, looking Roman dead in the eyes: Hot damn.

Roman: *gasp*

BETRAYAL.

[Virgil, quietly: Guess we know who Logan's favorite twin is...]

Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.

(Hey sorry if this been done before)

Beetlejuice: Hey lyds, what's going on?

Lydia: Teenage rebellion

Beetlejuice: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people

I can see this happening-

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This is the purest form of friendship 🥺🥺

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Another incorrect quote because I can-

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