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contralto propaganda forever

Can we normalize the idea that women can have deep voices? please?? Especially for trans women who feel gross or out of place for their deep voice.

Please, break the standard that all women have high pitched, perfect, feminine voices.

"𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔, 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔…"

The definition of disco: An unparalleled time of feeling alive...

For Your Love - Chilly, 1978

Come and groove, rock and stomp the disco scene with us!

I just want to live and breathe the disco scene!

Writing Commissions!

Finally, I am starting commissions. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while but now since I’ve finally gotten the confidence I am going to finally start commissions.

Here is my Ko-Fi in case you do in fact want buy a commission from me or just want to help with my current goal. Now to the important stuff...the commissions.

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OCs based on music

You are to send me a song and I make an OC out of it. I usually do not design the character's looks but if that is requested of me, I will.

Example

$25

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Scripts

This is where I make scripts! Whether it be a monologue for your theatre class or a dialogue between two or more characters. Even a script for your ASMR channel. This is what you’re looking for! Every script starts at one page. If you want more than a page it will go up by 10 dollars.

Example

Starts at $10

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Short Stories

Self-explanatory. Regular short stories are a little over 2000. Describe what you want and I will do my best to write with what you gave me.

Example

$10

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Smut

If you know, you know. If you are looking for a bit of spice for your reading enjoyment you want some smut.

I will send the example personally.

$30

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Poems

Couldn’t forget the poems! All I need for a poem is a prompt. If not a prompt, I’ll surprise you! If you want to convey a certain emotion then tell me what emotion you want to convey and I will portray it the best way I can.

Example

$10

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Incorrect Quotes

All you need is the example

Example

$5

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Extra Notes: I can do fanfic type of things. The fandoms I can do…

MHA

Steven Universe

The Arcana

Lovestruck

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Resident Evil: Village

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I have a total of 10 slots open! Claim your spots! [Slot 1]

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Comment and I will message you as soon as I possibly can.