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If Elliot Page isn’t Sexiest Man Alive 2021 I will cut a bitch.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I’m so happy for him!!! ❤️❤️

They changed Elliot’s name in the credits of TUA :))))))

One of the first "oh wow, theory can actually make the world seem less obtuse" moments I ever had was about perfume ads. It seemed to me like everyone had somehow decided TV perfume ads had to be weird but also that TV ads for perfume *must* exist and there was no other way for them to be.

I took a class where this came up and I finally read what's obvious to me in hindsight: The one sense that perfume appeals to is the least conveyable via any other senses. The closest thing to a straightforward pitch you can do with perfume is to list off its scent notes, but those aren't necessarily meaningful to most people, and even to those who know, we can't know how the scents work with each other and on our individual bodies.

So they sell some kind of fantasy of how the smell will make you feel instead. All ads for anything sell a fantasy, but perfume can't pretend like there's anything else there but the fantasy. It's like a distilled, pure kind of cynical consumerism there. Like the Eau de Parfum of capitalism, where other types of ads are Eau de Toilette.

A lot of things that seem like they came out of nowhere are easily explained. This isn't just a classic science/skepticism thing. There are historical, sociological, and cultural explanations that make the world seem a lot less weird to me.

Granted, the explanations can be horrifying rather than comforting. So much of what we consider to be American norms and values are just eugenics, for example. Still, I prefer wrapping my head around it to shrugging and ignoring.

This is all to say, the Gucci ad with Elliot Page, A$AP Rocky, and Julia Garner is more interesting to me than I thought it would be :3

I neeeed to draw this man, who do you imagine playing Dan Cain?

They should remake Reanimator but this time its not horrifically misogynistic and also Dan and Herbert kiss and also Herbert is played by Elliott Page

I am not immune to transmasc Juno MacGuff propaganda.

there’s no lgb without the t 🏳️‍⚧️

a very happy pride month to all of my trans siblings. you are loved 🤍

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

“we are not what other people say we are. we are who we know ourselves to be, and we are what we love. that’s okay.”

- laverne cox

I was wondering if I could get a one shot with hole umbrella academy and how the react to reader self harming and be depressed and stuff like that.

Sorry if Im requesting a lot and asking for depressing request

Hey, love. I'm so sorry, that it took me son long to write this, but school really got to me this week and I didn't have time to properly write something(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Anyways, I hope that you like this and remember, you can always talk to me if you need to. Stay safe.

Favorite Sibling

The Umbrella Academy x Gender!neutral Reader Request

Words count:0.9k

Warnings:Self Harm

Summary: The family may be difficult, but in times fo trouble they always stick together...

Masterlist

The Umbrella Academy was back. And when I say back, I mean that Dad was dead and we were here to attend his funeral. A lot had happened. For once, I was happy that Five was back but on the other hand, I felt like everything came crashing down again.

I was alone in the kitchen, the rest of the group was split up all over the house. I hid my hands behind my back, trying to breath steadyly. I closed my eyes and tried to shut out everything for a second.

"Y/N"

I swear, I felt my heart jumping out of my chest and I reflexively grabbed a knife and threw it at the intruder.

Five casually caught the blade with his fingertips and scoffed:"Hey, calm down, it's just me"

I took a deep breath:"Sorry"

He teleported himself and suddenly sat down on the kitchen counter next to me.

"So tell me", He said and grabbed a cup of coffee, "What did I miss while I was gone?"

I chuckled sadly:"I don't think we have enough time for all that"

"Oh come on", Five mumbled with a frown on his face.

"I'm sorry, Five", I said and looked at the ceiling, "After you...disappeared, a lot changed"

He only nodded. I looked up, when Viktor stepped in.

"What are you guys doing?", He asked with a smile.

"Just talkin' about old times", I answered.

"Old times, eh?", Diego asked, who just followed after Viktor.

"I definitely didn't miss him", Five mumbled under his breath and took a sip of his coffee. A chuckle escaped my lips.

"What did you just say?", Diego asked and held up one of his knifes.

"Hey calm down", I said and put up my hands.

"Soo!", Five said loudly and pulled my attention back to him, "What exactly changed after I left?"

I didn't know what to say. Everything changed. I lost the sibling, I was closest to, Father became even stricter and I started...

I started to..

"Y/N?", Five looked at me, concern on his features.

"Hey, are you alright?", I felt Diego's Hand on my shoulder.

I felt like, I couldn't move, nor could I speak or do anything.

"I-I-", I stutterd.

"Hey, what's going on?", my head shot up, when Allison and Luthor joined us.

The two of them looked just as confused, as my other siblings.

"I-I need to get some air", I whispered and raced outside,leaving them dumpfounded.

Once, I was finally outside, I pulled my jacket tightly around my body. It was still raining and my ragged breath left fog in the air.

I quickly sat down under the Pavilion.

"It's cold, isn't it?"

My heart stopped for a second for the second time today and I spinned around, spotting Klaus standing behind me with a smile on his face.

"Jesus, what is it with this family and scaring me to death?", I mumbled.

"Sorry", Klaus smiled, "Are you alright?"

"Why is everyone asking me that!", I yelled.

Klaus bumbed my shoulder:"Cause we care"

I scoffed:"Sure, because that's what the Umbrella Academy is famous for!"

"Y/N", Klaus grabbed my hand, "You know that we are here, if you really need us"

He gave me a sad smile. I looked up, in order to prevent my tears from falling:"Why is the junkie of the family the best in caring?"

Klaus chuckled:"Come on, let's go back inside"

I nodded and he pulled me with him. When we stepped into the living room, the rest of our siblings, curiosly looked at us.

"Hey, you're alright?", Diego asked. I nodded, but Allison grabbed my hand:"That's not true, is it?"

I laughed but I felt tears rolling down my cheeks. I looked over at Klaus, he nodded understandingly.

I looked back down and carefully pulled up my sleeves. I let the others look at my scars and while most of them stared at them in shook, Five stopped forward and grabbed both of my hands.

"You never have to do that again", He said, "We are here. We'll always be here to help and protect you. I promise that, Y/N. You mean so much to me, to all of us."

I smiled at him:"Thanks, Five"

I pulled him into a hug. "Come on, guys!", he yelled. I looked at the others. I grinned and pulled Diego towards us at first, slowly the others followed, until we were a huge ball of hugging Hargreeves siblings.

We carefully parted and I felt the others look at me:"I appreciate you, guys. Really, I can't explain how much"

I put my hand on Klaus' shoulder, who stood right next to me.

"And I really really hate to break the mood, but if ya'll remember, we have an ongoing Apocalypse, that we need to stop."

"Shit",Five mumbled, "You're right"

"I completely forgot that", Klaus mumbled.

Five jumped up and grabbed my hand:"Quick, you're coming with me. The rest of you, stay put!"

He pulled me with him, before anyone could say something.

I chuckled and ran after him:"I missed my favorite sibling!"

Five stopped and turned around, a devious grin on his face:"I missed my favorite sibling too"