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james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.
sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*
remus: i take it that the blood test went well?
james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!
sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!
sirius and remus are texting.
sirius: can we break up for 1 hour, 6 minutes and 11 seconds?
remus: no, but what for?
sirius: i wanna listen to adele’s new album from another perspective.
remus: as tempting as your offer sounds, it’s still not a valid excuse for me to dump you, sirius.
james: wow, you look like shit.
sirius: i stayed up till 5 am with marlene. do i regret it? yes.
sirius: but was it worth it ‘cause i got to help out a friend who needed comfort? absolutely not.
james found out about peter being the traitor, and he’s discussing it with the rest of the marauders.
james: i cant fucking believe it, petey? betraying us? after everything we’ve been through together? after all this time?
sirius: *standing up and reciting poetically* do not mourn the treachery of time, brother, for dogs have always danced on the corpses of lions. however, do not believe that their dance makes them above their masters, lions will always be lions and dogs will always be dogs.
remus: sirius, you’re a- you’re a dog.
headcanon:
sirius black LOVES $uicideboy$ and listens to them religiously.
sirius also keeps a shrine for ruby and $crim right next to the shrine he made for himself.
plot: sirius got dumped.
james: do you feel like you weren’t enough? is that why you feel so choked by your emotions?
sirius: i know i’m not enough, otherwise he wouldn’t have left me.
marlene: did you get the weird breathing trouble yet?
sirius: what, asthma? i’ve had that for ages.
james and marlene: *burst out laughing*
sirius: *gives in and starts laughing through his tears*
people who were killed after dying:
1- dumblewhore: by all the marauders collectively, but lead by james.
2- peter pettigrowsomeballsplease: by sirius black and strangely regulus black too.
3- snivellus snape: by lily evans because “how dare you sacrifice my husband and son but ask for me to be spared?”
4- remus lupin and mary macdonald: they were suffocated by a hug from all the marauders.
sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.
remus: so you’re kind of like a dementor?
sirius: no, i don’t suck the joy out of people.
remus: debatable.
sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!
modern au: the marauders all live and study together at a muggle university, but they’re going through ‘two weeks’ of online classes.
marlene: *bursts into the living room, laptop in hand where james, sirius and dorcas are sitting*
marlene: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE MEETING?
sirius: THE TA TRIED TO PUT ME IN A BREAK OUT ROOM WITH STRANGERS AND IM NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT.
marlene: COME BACK TO CLASS, YOU PUSSY.
sirius: IF YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME A PUSSY, YOU BETTER PUT ‘EATER’ AFTER IT. MY WAY- MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
remus: *unmuting himself and speaking*
remus: sirius, you’re gay and marlene, learn how to mute yourself.
headcanon:
sirius black’s nervous tick is chewing on the tip of his middle finger, but his rbf makes him look like he’s purposely flipping everyone off.
-1975-
james: snape will never have a love life.
remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.
james: how about we place a bet?
remus: 5 galleons.
-1993-
remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*
remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!
plot: severus is confronting sirius after getting drenched with charmed water balloons.
severus: there’s a special place in hell just for you.
sirius: *placing his hand on his chest dramatically and wiping away a fake tear* f-for me? a special place in hell JUST for ME? that’s so sweet, so kind, and so welcoming.
plot: mother james is nagging sirius to get his transfiguration essay done.
james: it’s due TOMORROW MORNING, and it’s 9:15 pm, get a move on already!
sirius: well you said it yourself, it’s 9:15…which is basically 9:30 which means that it’s almost 10:00 and i really have to be in bed by 11:00. so…i haven’t the time to do anything, really.
My marauders era height headcanons (don't attack me if you don't agree with my hcs)
Evan "fell first" Rosier and Barty "fell harder" Crouch Jr.
Regulus "fell first" Black and James "fell harder" Potter
Remus "fell first" Lupin and Sirius "fell harder" Black
Dorcas "fell first" Meadows and Marlene "fell harder" McKinnon
Mary "fell first" McDonald and Lily "fell harder" Evans
Nobody:
Mentally ill mfs:
I edited/cleaned up my “Horror Ads” stories, so pls read them UwU 👉👈 They are pretty shit, so don’t expect much if you do read them lol
Hey! So I'm here now...
My name's Arianwen!
I don't really do much, maybe a few headcannons or AUs here and there, but I'm in a couple of fandoms and I have a couple of ships.
Feel free to message me about your ship opinions and headcannons!!
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begging for more marylene(mary x marlene) fics 😪😪
Do I wanna know??
Post prank Wolfstar
inspo @sugarsyrop on tiktok
can you tell i know fuck all bout anatomy??
anyway model!remus ig
inspo: @trustmeimsirius on tiktok
posted on my insta - @ic4.rus
to be in such a sad fandom. its just so painful. I love it
The finished thing ig.
Marlene McKinnon WIP. should i make her more blonde? im going to make her hair longer. i might leave her faceless i dont like drawing faces. help please.
unfinished dorlene doodles
Marauders characters as stuff my friends and I have said
Dorcas: Have u ever seen a woman ride a woman?
Marlene Does u riding me count? ;)
(I am Marlene)
I NEED HELP!!
I am writing a fic which includes wolfstar, jily, dorlene, rose killer and… STRICTLY?!?!?!
Do you guys want a multiple pov or just a Remus?
Lemme know your ideas for what dances you would like to see! (Foxtrot, American smooth, samba ect.)
Also what songs? I have a few lined up myself but I’m wondering what songs you guys would like!
I also NEED a title!
It will be on AO3, under the name My_Leige123.
Hope you can help me tumbler users