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I was boread out of my mind yesterday so I decided to put Dazai and Chuuya's names into an incorrect quote generator. Here's the funniest stuff I gathered.
One of my favorite things about soukoku is that seperatedly, they could be that vicious and manipulative detective and that cold blooded, fear inducing mafia executive. They can totally act calm and composed when they want to. But put them in the same vicinity and they become the dumbest most unhinged, insufferable five year olds.
Ok but is your reaction after consuming any new piece of media "Oh that was very nice!... I wonder if there are any soukoku AUs of that on Ao3" or are you normal?
Ok so, imagine this: Dazai danceing with Sigma was another one of his wierd ways of thinking (just like rolling on the ground) and Chuuya knows of this habit damn well. Now that they know Fyodor is alive they need another grand plan so this happens:
"Chuuya dance with me!" "Huh, what makes you think that I would ever wanna dance with you shitty mackerel?" "But how else am I supposed to think?" "Ugh, genius they say. I'm the only one who sees how stupid you are, I'm telling you, I'm cursed!" "Chuuya is no fun, if it were Kunikida kun I'd tell him it was good for the brain stimuly and he would've grabbed me by my waist immidiately." "Really, and would your Kunikida kun also succeed at pulling a vampire act on the anemic bastar as well?" "And look where that little plan of yours got us." "Oh, but you were so pleased with yourself back at the rooftop, YoU cAnNoT kiLl mE blah, blah, blah" "Chuuya is so childish!" "YOU CALL ME CHILDISH -" Dazai sits on the groud, ready to start rolling "Oh, fuck no, I can't go through this again!" Chuuya pulls Dazai up and they start danceing. Dazai immediately starts humming a tune. After just mare seconds the duo is in complete sync, after a few more seconds, their gazes are locked onto eachothers. While Dazai was hard at thinking, Chuuya unwillingly found himself analyzing each and every detail in his partner. Have his eyes always been this bright? Have his cheeks always been this pink? Chuuya is just about to fugure out wich song is Dazai humming when the mackerel in question stops abruptly. "I can't think, Chuuya is too distracting" "I LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY A WORD!"
Older and younger Atsushi :p
Non-lit version
Sigma, Mushitaro, and Ango
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
I have wayyyyu too many wip’s tbh
I DID SAY I WAS WORKING ON IT!! 😈
First time using procreate 😩
100 likes and I’ll draw Dazai or Gojo pregnant
Beast Dazai is a cutie that deserves the world and more <3
age . 16
name . Chuu
alt accounts . byi
rules
why iz atzuzhi abzolutely gorgeouz....
I offer some doodles
i thought yuan waz miza miza and i deadazz wanna zee thoze two now
hear me out............ sigma and yuan............ the colors r very aesthetically pleasing
I totally agree. This could be a very peak duo
(I can't access my laptop rn so have this sketch for now!!, sorry💔)
OU MY GOD WHAT IZ TJIZ BEAUTY. IM HONNA AZCEND TO THE HEAVEANZ
dazai pick me lmao
ZIGCHUU. MY DAY HAZ BEEN MADE
Who should be next? ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
WHO IZ THIZ FINE BABE???
Best Chuuya edit of all time. Am I biased because it’s a Halsey song? Yes absolutely. But what I really love is the independence. Chuuya doesn’t like Dazai and I think he legitimately celebrated when the fucker left. This is why. Dazai plays games with him and he doesn’t like it.