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Headcanon time, because of course, I need to ramble.

Dazai's hair was black during his time in the Port Mafia, but not because it was his natural color. It was a reflection of his own neglect. He didn’t take care of himself, rarely going outside during the day, and when he did, it was only in dark alleys. His hair was greasy, unwashed, and full of dirt, sticking to his scalp. God knows how much old dried blood remained in it as well...

It was only after leaving the Mafia that he began somewhat caring for himself, even if only a little bit. He still struggled with it (God knows depression was hard on him), but it was still better than his days in the PM. It was an improvement. Over time, his hair actually grew quite healthy, regaining its softness. The black color was gone, replaced by a warm shade of brown, and his curls regained their natural bounce, framing his face.

He actually looked healthy.

chuuya, when he finally gets his own car (he's known how to drive for ages now, but hasn't been allowed to unless necessary), marching over to dazai and forcing him inside. all smug and excited—"get the fuck in, dazai!!"—absolutely elated that he's the older one. rolling down the windows and turning the radio up all the way, annoying every building they pass as they speed through the entire city in minutes. fuck the red lights, and fuck the stop signs—they're laughing almost hysterically the entire time, and chuuya's clutching onto his hat because more than once it flies out the window. dazai's trying to stay calm and be the mature one but chuuya's smiles are infectious, and soon enough he's shouting off-key along with the music, flipping off anyone they pass, and skipping through the stations just to irritate chuuya—except chuuya's nearly doubled over in laughter, struggling to maintain control over the car and himself. they come home at 1am, with texts and calls from their superiors because their mission reports are late, and where the fuck are they, and answer the damn phone, but neither of them could care, stumbling into someone's apartment (is it chuuya's, or dazai's, or someone else's entirely?), giggling the whole way through. "we're doing this again when you get a car, mackerel," chuuya bites out, knocking dazai over to grab himself some water. dazai agrees silently, rolling his eyes and picking himself back up. "just try not to lose your hat when it happens, then," he calls back, with chuuya's hat in his hand and a panicked chuuya reaching up to his head to find it.

This... was not on my list of things to draw. Anyways,

if this happens again I’m gonna assume I’m somehow accidentally doing it on purpose

WEEKS LATER AND I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT–

It's Surrender by Starship_Dancer on AO3 (I think I found my favourite writer)

Istg I need myself some more braincells- I need help finding a fanfic. Again. Do y'all know that one skk fanfic where Chuuya was on a mission and Dazai wanted to sleep over with him but he didn't want Chuuya to kick him out so he delayed his desires for as long as he could before finally breaking in and slipping into bed with Chuuya and then hotness ensues- ahem, so anyway, It was on Ao3. Help.

Istg I need myself some more braincells- I need help finding a fanfic. Again. Do y'all know that one skk fanfic where Chuuya was on a mission and Dazai wanted to sleep over with him but he didn't want Chuuya to kick him out so he delayed his desires for as long as he could before finally breaking in and slipping into bed with Chuuya and then hotness ensues- ahem, so anyway, It was on Ao3. Help.

Okay can someone pls help me find that one Fyodor x reader fic series in which apparently we both are immortal? I remember the first chapter was "Angel, he calls me" or something like that but I neither remember the writer nor the rest and I can't find it anymore-

Bsd 114.5 is WILD but like, someone pls explain how did that rat kill Karma then????

He owns my heart. He could tear it with Rashoumon and I'd happily let him 🥺

reblog to call him good boy

idk, but Iceman is always “enlarged” next to Chuuya, most likely because he is the only one who can kill Chuuya. Remember this frame with Iceman towering over the corpse of a sheep

I swear to you, that rack of liquor behind Iceman is enough to pay for my life twice over.

I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be relatives.

ПОЧЕМУ МЫ ЕЩЕ НЕ ОБСУДИЛИ ЭТО????

— Дазай-кун, у меня не было намерения убивать тебя. Мне действительно больно убивать ребёнка, — произнес Рандо мрачным голосом. — Но если Мори станет известно то, что известно тебе, он отправит за мной убийц. И мне придется убить их. А я хочу избежать… убийства бывших друзей. (с) “15”, глава 4. Довольно иронично, если Рэмбо говорит о Флагах… которые через год погибнут в битве с Верленом.

It was necessary to give Albatross a couple of cool prosthetics and some kind of arc reactor and leave him alive.

LOVECRAFT, I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR ASS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

COME ON YOUR HUSBAND IS THERE TOO-

Spinner Knife Fukuchi cannot attack Jouno because he can disintegrate into particles. COME ON JOUNO COME ON WE NEED YOU SO MUCH YOUR HUSBAND IS ALREADY BACK-

oh my god he decided to adopt a second one

Atsushi is growing up. He has bristles (due to the tiger's abilities there is a lot of it). Ryunosuke shaves Atsushi with the help of Rashomon.

Perhaps Dazai suggested this idea. Perhaps Chuuya taught Ryunosuke how to shave with a blade properly.

Chuuya definitely shaves with a blade. Dazai definitely can't be trusted with a blade.

Dazai: get out of bed

Chuuya: no

Dazai: get up or I will-

Chuuya: will you what?

Dazai: I'll lie next to you

Chuuya: come on, lie down

Chuuya: I'll push you out

I NEED DYNAMIC PAUL/CHUUYA LIKE DYNAMIC MTP!MYCROFT/SHERLOCK.

"sword in an umbrella" is great with these two

ok ok Adam, who will return the sukoku from prison

Atsushi: Kunikida-san, do you know the difference between sugar and salt?

Kunikida: salt is a mineral, but sugar is a complex chemical compound

Atsushi:

ADA:

Dazai: we all answered that sugar is sweet and salt is salty

Why did Kuninkida shoot twice? What happened to Tanizaki's hands?

If I had a nickel for every time I meet boy who has two friends who always argue but remain the best partners, one of which is an organized grump and the other an extreme lazy ass, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Если бы мне давали пятак каждый раз, когда я встречаю парня, у которого есть два друга, которые всегда спорят, но остаются лучшими партнерами, один из которых — организованный ворчун, а другой — крайне ленивый осел, у меня было бы два пятака. Это немного, но странно, что это произошло дважды.

I'm gonna die right now

Kunikida shot twice,

Dazai missed both times