ACOTAR TV Adaption

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

reposting again bc damn this is true & also i see more and more "acotar moral righteousness stuff" and im just sick of it

CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING ENJOY THE DAMN FANTASY BOOK?????

Honestly I'm tired of all acotar discourse centering on moral righteousness and who is good and who is bad. Like leave me alone and let me enjoy my shitty fantasy novels without having to justify why I like it and the characters in it. Acotar is not a moral statement, it doesn't stand for anything. It's simply just a fucking story that, let's be honest, is made for stay at home wine moms who want to imagine fucking a dark haired bat boy and if you disagree youre probably wrong.

Can we stop saying Feyre would rather go have drinks with Mor and Amren than with Elain? Or that Nesta prefers deep talking with Gwyn and Emerie? Because, helloo, that’s the point. That’s what friends are for.

Can we not forget the Archeron sisters are in fact sisters first. Not friends. It’s great being able to say your sister is your best friend, but that’s not always the case. They are family before anything else. They’ve starved together, shared one bed for years, and know each other’s ugliest sides.

Friends and siblings are two different concepts. You get to choose the people you want to spend time with, your "inner circle" literally, but you don’t get to choose your family.

Doesn’t it feel so random and pointless, comparing Nesta & Gwyn to Nesta & Feyre? Or Feyre & Mor to Feyre & Elain?

ok this is impossible but what if Eris ask his mother where she wants to go and she's like... "Day Court".

Or like LoA's just like "Take me to the High Lord of the Day" and Eris's just like cAlLeD iT

Can we get more headcanons?💕💕💕

SURE THING. This is more of one big headcanon that I may or may not turn into a fic, idk.

-Once Beron is unalived, Eris is freaked out when he realizes how many courtiers and foreign dignitaries are after his MOTHER. She’s beautiful, graceful, and has been proven to be fertile, so these powerful gross dudes descend on the new high lord like locusts, negotiating for her hand in marriage.

- Eris is like (ง'̀-'́)ง “leave my mom alone u freaks” but the badgering doesn’t STOP.

-LoA decides to take an extended holiday to ease the pressure on her son and to give him a good, nonviolent excuse to turn down the aggravating courtiers who want to visit and bring gifts.

-Her grand tour of Prythian has been carefully planned so that she visits Summer, Winter, Dawn, and Night. Spring is out of the question because of the monster bear man person having an existential crisis, and as for Day…well. LoA’s courage is failing her in this one, tiny regard.

-This all goes completely tits up, of course. LoA arrives at Summer and Tarquin is like…uhhh yeah, so we are actually on our way to Day to stage an intervention because Helion is being a drama queen and is looking for a bride so that he can get an heir. It’s turned into this whole contest where all these ladies from every court have been competing with each other for WEEKS while Helion peacocks around and doesn’t make a decision.

-LoA: INTERNAL SCREAMING

-She asks to tag along because there’s no avoiding the fact that she’s going to have to tell her ex that he does, in fact, have an heir and he’s going to have to tell his new wife “hey just kidding” when she expects to be the mother of his next in line.

-She’s not sure what she’s expecting when she gets there, but it’s actual CHAOS. These women are just absolutely savaging each other for the chance to get alone time with the High Lord, who is mysteriously absent. There have been incidents with hair being cut in the middle of the night, belongings being set on fire, and cat fights during brunch. LoA is horrified.

-Exasperated, she hunts down Helion in his hiding place, intent on telling him to come out and deal with this buffoonery. She has to stifle her joy at how 💀💀💀 he is when he sees her. Instead, she absolutely lays into him for creating such a spectacle with no intention of carrying through. She’s so exasperated that she asks him why he doesn’t just pick one who is happy and willing to be the next Lady of Day and have done with it.

-Helion tells her quietly that she knows why. LoA tries DESPERATELY to harden her heart so that she can take him to task and then tell him about the grouchy red headed surprise she has for him.

-Loa: 😡😡😡

-Helion: 🥺🥺🥺

-Anyway, it all goes tits up (again) and they make out. LoA is like “I really need to tell u something” and Helion is like “sure okay later” and OH BOY is that going to be a fun conversation.

-All of the contestants for Helion’s Bachelor season are disappointed, but quickly cheer up when they notice Tarquin, who flees the scene screaming.

Rhysand might be a fictional character to you but I know him personally

SJM Couples and Characters that give off the same vibes to me:

Characters:

Nesta Archeron and Manon Blackbeak

Sam Cortland and Connor Holstrom

Lorcan Salvaterre and Baxian Argos

Elain Archeron and Elide Lochan

Eris Vanserra and Cormac Donnall

ACOTAR Lucien Vanserra and pre-KOA Aedion Ashryver

Queen Vassa and Asterin Blackbeak

Amren and Fury Axtar

Mor and Danika Fendyr

Helion and Fenrys Moonbeam

Dorian Havilliard and Ithan Holstrom

Cairn, Amarantha and Pollux

Blackbeak Matron and Sabine Fendyr

Couples:

Feyre/Rhysand and Aelin/Rowan

Celaena/Sam and Bryce/Connor

Nesta/Cassian and Ariadne/Flynn

Manon/Dorian and Lidia/Ruhn

Elide/Lorcan and Elain/Azriel

Was anyone gonna tell me that Feyre’s “the sun was shining when I left you” retort at the high lord’s meeting in acowar was a reference to Troy???? I love it sm though bc it

Parallels between Feyre and Helen’s ‘abductions’

Kind of implies that Feyre IS Helen of Troy or at least her character shares a few parallels with her

Helen of Troy is known as “The face that launched a thousand ships”

which calls out Tamlin’s alliance with Hybern and the whole drama he started about Rhys ‘stealing’ his fiancée

i miss the crabs tho

and i didnt even know they can fall in love with me

i sold them all

🥲

sassy aelin >>>

maeve: a blood oath is eternal

aelin: