Latest Posts by xloverxx - Page 4

You look stressed. Wanna bounce on my dick until you feel better?

19......

Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

it's giving.... thanks 💅🏽

Whoever made this, may your pillows always be fluffed and cool and may you never hit a red light as long as you live.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long mf time.

I hate him

"don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you"

Bc starwars has those heavy ass automatic doors do you think instead of saying “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” it would be more appropriate to say “don’t let the door crush you to death on your way out”? While making excessive eye contact during the delivery of the phrase.

Rat Girl Summer

I’m forever questioning someone’s intentions.

OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT!

WORM REVIVAL!!!

Botanica No.23

— by Gail Potocki

this barbie likes other barbies

patreon // check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

Someone said “because I carry it well doesn’t mean it’s not heavy” I felt that.

STOP. USEING. EYES OF NEWTS. YOU FUCKING FILTHY WARLOCKS WILL FACE MY WRATH A MILLION TIMES OVER. IF I CATCH ANY APPRENTICES USEING NEWT EYES INSTEAD OF SUBSTITUTING WITH SOY OF BEANS, I WILL RAIN HELL FIRE AND WIZARD PISS!!!

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

I got soo excited only to find out it was a lie! I've been here for years and still fell for it!

Hey,

If you're on mobile you can

1. Hold the reblog button to reblog

2. Hold the new post button and drag it around the screen to make a rainbow trail (no functional purpose)

3. Hold the like button to make the heart vibrate

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

“I was not in the mood for idle conversation. The day had been ugly and my heart was full of hate for everything human.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

i get annoyed so easily, it’s annoying

i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes

Pet Peeve: My Dad

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

every day I wake up and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I w-

trauma is trauma. it doesn't matter if "it could have been worse." what matters is how it impacted you. there's no such thing as invalid or trivial trauma.

they need to invent a specific word to describe the GRRGHGAHGA RYRURGUGR AURURGRHGR. GGRGGRGRGRHGHAVAGGHRRUGRUGRHRGHRGHRGHR AGHAGHRGHGRHRGHRHA NRURGAHGAHGRHGHR emotion you get when you think about a special interest or hyperfixation too hard. nothing that currently exists gets it

*takes entire bottle*