Latest Posts by xloverxx - Page 2

Nobody beats my wiz

Big sale ! ! !

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

girls only want one thing

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

it’s so cute when men are extra goofy n dumb but when they wanna fuck you they get mean and serious

i’m just like tinkerbell except my light starts to fade when no one jerks off to the thought of me

cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs

E. E SCOTT

Mmmmmm do I smell delicious

catching a whiff of my own perfume and being like “oh that smells nice!!!” small joys every day baby

i’m at my clits end

stalk my blog harder baby im so close

Art by 冯伟 Feng Wei（c12）

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

"heaven isn't real" ok what's between my legs then huh

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

— Georgia O'Keeffe

i go through life screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? at every small creature like dan playing pokemon firered

need him in a way. not telling you which one

me: *has a romantic thought*

me: 

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. July will bring blessings.

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i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

a forehead kiss would hit so hard right now

It's Shia LaBeouf

You’re driving home alone in the dead of night, and you see a child in the middle of the night. Feeling sympathetic, you offer to drive them to the police station to find their parents, only you find out that thing that you picked up isn’t just a child…

shes like a tab i dont wanna close

The best we can do is write fan fic on it

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

My new drunk funk

transcript:

[music starts] Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn Drink my drink, dance til dawn Cast my spell, from my wand Yes I am a mage, no you can't ask my age Because I'm old as balls, but I still can dance and rave And when we're at the function, that's when i drink my potion And then me and my mages, start causing a commotion Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn And now we're having fun, the parties just begun The boys are out, the moon is up, and in its light we run And all the club is dancing, air thick with romancing Ladies to ladies casting spell, and they are so enchanting Drink my drink, dance til dawn Cast my spell, from my wand Cast my spell, from my wand Drink my drink, dance til dawn [music fades out]