whymicah

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Just some wholesome Unus Annus.

"There's nothing sexual about it."

@crankgameplays @markiplier

There's probably 112 exactly like this but, hey. @markiplitessepticeyes @markiplier

While I sit here and grieve and remember of a time when The Kinkster was once alive and fighting strong. I have had an internal meeting and thought for some time. I have decided to cheer for Mr. Lips from the sidelines. RIP Kinkster.

@markiplier

Dang it...

R.I.P THE KINKSTER

Killed by GROMP

The Kinkster tried to seduce GROMP but GROMP would not be phased. GROMP ripped The Kinkster’s nipple clamps off and beat him to death with them.

THE BWAAAAAA narrowly escaped death from a falling tree trap.

FRANKENLYPTO has run out of food and has taken to stealing bee hives for their succulent honey.

Mr. Lips got a last minute package from a sponsor. The package was lip balm.

WEE WOO found a tank.

DoggoD has built a throne out of her own fur. She’s sitting upon it judging everyone silently… for now.

Bob found like a LOT of beans.

THE KINKSTER MUSNT DIE

INTRODUCING: THE KINKSTER

Hailing from your darkest dreams. The kinkster will seduce you with his nipples to lull you into a fall sense of insecurity. When provoked, unleashes the kink source to become kinkier than you could possibly imagine.

Strength: STEEL NIPS

Weakness: Shame

A chica smile for you

Your attention please! I am Harold B. Darrensworth head of the Organization Watching Over Suspicious Entertainers Notoriously Pushing Alternative Ideals and I have SHUT DOWN THE CRIMINAL RING KNOWN AS #KICKCULT!

The “Discord” is NO MORE

The “Hashtag” is NO MORE

The “Kicking” is FINITO

I am very well known to have “fun” but unless said “fun” is in accordance with standard rules and regulations then HOW MUCH “FUN” COULD IT REALLY BE?

You are now free to feel safe and send your gracious thank yous to my department supervisor. You’re welcome.

This is some pretty valuable information on what you can do when someone is have an epileptic seizure. Also, if you can’t donate, spread the word that the charity livestream on Mark’s twitch is currently going on! You can either buy the Drunk Minecraft Steins on Mark’s website, send bits or spread the word! <3

Happy birthday to this adorable pup, I hope she has a good day :)

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

What's our fanbase name? Also how have you been?

QUESTION TIME

Hey gang, I’m making a video answering questions from you guys so if there’s anything, and I mean ANYTHING, that you wanted to know about me please ask right now!

SECRET TAG

Hey guys. You talked, and I listened. So I went through the trouble to create a secret tag just for you guys.

Because I care.

You spoke, and I heard. So feel free to post every secret thing you’d like in this tag. All of it will be hidden behind 512-bit secret content encryption™️.

Because I care.

You worded, and I ear’d. I won’t be able to see a single iota of your deepest darkest secrets in this padded room of security.

Because I care.

So feel free to post whatever you’d like here free from the prying eyes 👀 of that creepo known as me!

CrankgameJims

JacksepticJim

LordJim777

IceddarkJim

VerytiredJim

DarkiJim

MarkiJim

GoogleJim

Jim

Bim Jim

Wilford WarfJim

Everyone is Jim

umm. so. mark’s youtube profile pic changed. and there’s a face.

when i inverted and brightened it, i got this:

…guys.

it’s the profile picture of his old channel.

Happy birthday, Anti 🔪

Clues

Mark

1) Mark seemed to die not or a gunshot, but maybe poison. Mark’s body, if shot, would have been bloody, and he would have been very pale, as blood loss  makes the skin lose it’s colour. There may be even some blood on the floor, depending on were the body landed

2) Speaking of the landing, Mark didn’t fall from the stairs, he fell from somewhere on the ceiling, but it seems to have been timed to a point when everyone was going to be passing the same area.

3) If Mark is assumed to be playing as his real self, and not a strange version of him, then we know that his body can’t handle alcohol, thats why he doesn’t play any more drunk minecraft. He could’ve died from that

The Colonel

1) His voice and the way he moves are very similar to another character we know with a bushy moustache, Mr. Wilford Warfstache. He has the same attitude, and welds the same gun that Wilford had in the many alter- egos video.

2) He has a large moustache that could be hiding a smaller one, he also wears a longer coat that could also be hiding some clothing, as well as a red scarf to hide a certain “necklace”

3) He has a reasoning to killing Mark, he doesn’t like him (like Warfstache; kinda). He doesn’t seem to show any remorse over his death, and even mocks him when he describes how Mark could have died. 

4) He was the only one to not enter the room after Mark died.

5) During the drinking scene, he loaded the gun

6) Wilford Warstache (according to Mark) was a war hero in the past….

The Mayor

1) This guy is my favourite. I don’t know why theres just something about him. He is also extremely interesting. He is a very proper guy and likes to keep clean (Like a certain evil person who has been seen one sweaters ;)

2) He seemed strangely hostile when he talked about how not to “rob him blind” with a lot of emphasis on the “blind”

3) Dark, as Mark (I believe) has told us, is very manipulative. He can be seen as a great person and a fabulous actor, as we know from A Date With Markiplier: The Chocolate Ending

4) He apologised to you for having to hear the argument he had with the Colonel, but there was no way he would’ve been able to see you from the way he was standing. He also must have known you were there because he didn’t seem phased that you were standing there, again, even though there’s no way he would’ve been able to see you in the position you two were in

5) He was THE ONLY ONE who was not present during the drinking ad gambling section

6) He was the last person to come into the room, even after all the commotion, and seemed a little unphased.

7) If I am right about the Mayor being Dark, he isn’t as good of an actor as I once believed, because the Mayor had said how close he was to Mark, I would’ve thought that we would be A LOT more sympathetic and saddened.

8) He never followed you down the stairs, he went to another staircase, meaning he could’ve avoided seeing the body first hand

The Detective

1) He was the last person to be near the body, as far as we know

2) He seemed to be in good terms with Mark, talking to him like he was an old friend, and Mark telling him things that he probably wouldn’t tell anyone else. 

3) The last time they were seen having a 1-on-1 conversation was at 1:17 am, on October 7th, a few days before the murder took place.

4) The only person he seems dislike is the Chef, because, as he stated, “he’s an asshole”

5) He determined the death of Mark (timing wise) rather quickly for someone who doesn’t seem to have that much equipment with him and how he doesn’t seem to be that good at his job.

The Butler

1) He was very quick to tell that Mark’s death occurred late last night, and that he had been dead for a while.

2) He gave out drugs, something that could kill Mark

3) When he “found” the broken wine bottle, he said that if Mark were still alive that he would’ve killed him, making me believe that Mark was very hard on his servant

The Chef

1) He’s not a very pleasant person to be around, being quite rude and telling you that he will make dinner when he feels like it.

2) He made a lot of murder references talking about what he did last night, but they all kind of revolved around stabbing, and again there was no blood, so its possible that stabbing is not the cause of death.

3) He too, didn’t seem very surprised about the killing/murder, only that it made him hungry, and he went to go make breakfast.

Jim

1) He’s just a reporter, but some things came up in that little scene that I noticed. He picked up the gun, which had a line of bullets next to it

2) The couch, that before was left untouched by you only moments before, was a mess by the time he got in there

3) He I guess died mysteriously 

You

1) You fell asleep at 1:30 am, meaning that the murder could not have been caused by you

2) You went down a different staircase Mark first walked down

Thats all I have discovered for now. If i find more by re-watching the video, Ill post another thing

Damn Sam, those ARMS 😍😍😍 

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what an outfit! 

@therealjacksepticeye yep

Is this better or worse than when he did it quietly