Latest Posts by whisperingbadger - Page 2

Okay, a lot of people have been talking about my theory, like it is a major thing, but honestly, it boils down to Alastor just needing to watch some mlp and calm down.

Okay, normally, I don't do this kind of thing, but I can not get it out of my head.

Carmilla said the best thing to kill an angel with is to fight for what you love. To fight for something you believe in. And that's what the whole gang does.

Charlie fights for her dream

Vaggie fights for Charlie

Angel and Husk fight for their friends

Lucifer fights for his daughter

Sir Pentious DIED for love and friendship

Guess who doesn't win in their fight?

Alastor can not comprehend dying for friends of all things. He was fighting for power he was fighting for freedom, and he lost his fight.

Loser, Baby (Angel and Husk Duet) AAAAAAA THIS EPISODEEEEE

[607] maskless

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

Doncha love when you are debating to go to the lgbtqia club or the stem club, and while you are walking by the stem club you hear loudly "all you have to do is say you identify as a women and you can walk right in, it is ridiculous."

Ajusjtdv, thanks for deciding for me

[DC] Messing around with hairstyles for the batkids…(and a bonus kon ofc)

Happy s8 finale anniversary :,)

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

If you ever wanted a visual to explain how binary in works. (I didn’t make this but found on the Internet)

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

Some of yall aren't subscribed to solidaritygaming and it shows.

Ok, we have characters in shows that represent things like child abuse, trauma, and ptsd, but like where is my representation for having a panic attack over little daily things.

cut bit in the conviction reunion scene

May i sudggest to the artists that grian's wing color this season should be the same gradient as his starter base.

Why does clapping slap so hard in songs.

✨🌟ASH FINALLY GETS TO BE OP!!! 🌟✨

Imagine being on someone's feed, LOL couldn't be me.

What the.. why

a hypothetical shiny for sprigatito!!!!!!

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.

You ever regret a decision so much. I was so happy about it, now it's been giving me nightmares.

Trying to sleep in a 3 ft by 2 ft closet with only 8 wait no 7 percent charge wish me luck

Ohh to have the courage to tell someone to shut the fuck up. Curses and all

I think this it.

I've only been on tumblr since 2019, but i understand, i understand everything. The subculture the words. I have transitioned pass outsider to being a member im not nor will ever be an elder god to teach and speak to the new about the fable texts, but i understand. I understand

Why do you allways remember the worst stuff to happen to you, but never the best. This sounds like in concept a type of torture. Good times with friends and family gone, that one awful experience in your mind every time you try to get an ounce of sleep.

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Pro tip include jokes in your every day life and don't chastise yourself for making those jokes just for you. Name your art layers jokes its ok. It's literally no one else's problem or right to not make your layer be called somthing professionally.

I want to stub my fucking toe, hard.