Latest Posts by urlocaltransguy - Page 2
Shitty Emperor Belos aesthetic: due to my dedication to objective journalistic integrity, absolutely no editorialising went into the making of this aesthetic. :)
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
theyre madly in love they want each other dead theyre trapped together in an endless cycle theyre divorced theyve been married for 25 years they know nothing about each other theyre each the only one who truly understands the other. i didnt say their name but they popped into your head didnt they
i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat
They are the best of friends.
Custody Battle (literal)
there is no punchline. appreciate gus.
they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier
POV you're about to get curb stomped to death
You’re growing up too fast for me kiddo
:’‘‘) they are a light in my life