Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it
Me: *has phone phobia*
My parents: You're on phone duty.
Me:
So my dad was in my room and forgot to close the door, as always, and I wanted to close it but the ghost in my room did it for me then.
What do we learn? Not all ghosts are bad or whatever and dads should learn how to close doors.
I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it
My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.
Me: *defensively* I read!
My mom: Really? What do you read?
My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.
Me: Uhh… literature?
THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
Steve, post IW: *climbing into dryer* I am disgusted? I’m revolted? I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
fucks sake
Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.
Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.
Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.
Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*