[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]
Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!
Roger: I’m gay!
Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!
Tony: I am, what the kids call, full of anxiety.
Peter: Are you alright Mr. Stark, Sir?
Me: *has phone phobia*
My parents: You're on phone duty.
Me:
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.
Me: *defensively* I read!
My mom: Really? What do you read?
My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.
Me: Uhh… literature?
fucks sake
I think about the fact that there’s documentated evidence of ace frehley being just a little bit gay a lot
I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it
Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?
Keith: And they were roommates.
Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.
Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.
Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.
Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.