Ngl I Thought You Put Colonized Instead Of Canonized

I call this a pathetic wet cat 😊

normal thoughts

Thinking about all the fan art circulating of Rollo in a NRC school uniform and realizing that he looks WAY less intimidating without his big fancy hat… and then it occurred to me that he’s just like birds and cats that puff up when they’re being aggressive 🤡 But without that big dumb hat he just looks like your typical sleep-deprived unnecessarily angy skrungly…

REVELATION!!!! RISE UP AGAINST THE PATHETIC WET CAT!!!

I love how unprepared you were for this one. 😭

My manz really went from “OOOOHH MURDER, YUM YUM!” in the Limited Life ending, to just “c-can you pwease spare a heart? 👉👈🥺” in Secret Life session one.

How is your stress meter at the moment, Martyn? 😭 I was in class as I watched your POV, and I had to hold back SO many cries of panic for you. LMAO

Detention for you, you can't watch episodes 2 for at least 24 hours when it publishes

Now put your phone away and study

Did I stutter?

I love how unprepared you were for this one. 😭

My manz really went from “OOOOHH MURDER, YUM YUM!” in the Limited Life ending, to just “c-can you pwease spare a heart? 👉👈🥺” in Secret Life session one.

How is your stress meter at the moment, Martyn? 😭 I was in class as I watched your POV, and I had to hold back SO many cries of panic for you. LMAO

Detention for you, you can't watch episodes 2 for at least 24 hours when it publishes

Now put your phone away and study

There is so many bots, w h y must there be so many bots-

The real question is, can the boss man thing turn into a dildo? 🤔

they do be snacks tho

why tho

Please tell me why the Halloween characters introduced this year and last have names that literally sound like chocolates/j 🍫 💀Was someone on the TWST team just really hungry for Halloween candy while naming them…

Friggin’ ROLLO and FERRO… Might as well be ROLO and FERRERO ROCHER smh