alt music blog of @touscalusaloser mostly metal/rock, but occasionally pop and the like
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we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler
guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”
had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat
men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy
say all you want abt George Roger Waters, i think its really funny that he just played the exact same two-note bass pattern for countless albums and noone noticed or gave a shit until he said it himself
finding out that roger waters and david gilmour played donkey kong in their spare time during the production of The Final Cut is genuinely the funniest thing ive read abt. to me thats like finding out usher is a jjk fan
Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😭😭
"music back was sooo much better than TODAYS music" what if i killed you with a gun then buried ur body in a remote creek
no amount of "haha concept album gilmour waters feud 😂😂" will ever amount to the level of ironic hilarity this will ever have
im sorry but beatlemaniacs are literally way funnier than floydians on every conceivable level, and im saying this as someone whos current obssession is Pink Floyd
i made this whisper and then a day later my phone broke and couldnt restart
dimebag darrell mugshot