Meet The Bayverse

rottmnt as textposts!

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

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"Two Lives" in Dear Friend, from My Life I Write to You in Your Life, Li Yiyun | "Ash," Tracy K. Smith | The Oresteia of Aeschylus, trans. Ted Hughes | "The Real Horror in The Haunting of Hill House," Sophie Gilbert | "Reassuring ghosts and haunted houses," Christine Ro | "Home," Warsan Shire | @/tiarnanabhfainni | "Courtney Love Prays To Oregon," Clementine von Radics | Rob Brezsny, quoted in We Were Witches, Ariel Gore | "How'd Your Parents Die Again?," Fatimah Asghar

o to be mumford and sons and absolutely fucking shred it on a banjo