Me Trying Not To Let The Shit Break Me

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons

My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

I just enjoy the whole break from Tripitaka being kidnapped by demons in the whole Kingdom of Women even if it didn't last very long when he tired to leave-

o to be mumford and sons and absolutely fucking shred it on a banjo

They’re trading fanfictions on break

i'm so deep into the brainrot so are they

rick riordan has his faults but he does know how to handle a main character who is like. supremely op. like yeah percy can make hurricanes with his mind but he'd rather go smoke weed with his girlfriend and his mom so he's not that big of a threat .

did it mean anything to you

ALL I WANTED WAS YOUUUU