PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM
I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.
even if you only reblog, that’s enough
1st of February, 2021
i was debating on whether or not i should post this on tumblr but seeing as there haven’t been posts about this yet, here it is. i’m exposing my real location and nationality but it doesn’t matter.
if you have been active on twitter, you may already know #savemyanmar is trending. long story short, there has been a military coup. several nations have released statements but i want to share insight on what’s happening in the country.
memes about a coup have been circulating around for a couple days and when i slept at 2 am last night, we were still under the rule of the National League for Democracy (NLD). while they are not technically democratic, they are the closest we’ve got. when my mother woke up at 6 this morning, she was notified that the country was now under the rule of the military.
banks services are no longer available. wifi was cut at around 7-8. some people got wifi again earlier but many got it barely thirty minutes ago. this is bad for businesses especially ones that require international communications. additionally, international students like myself are experiencing anxiety; how do we pay for and attend classes if we’re not sure wifi is a given?
myanmar has a long, complicated history with military governments. the last time the military went into rule was in 1962 and only stopped in 2011, following the 2010 elections. there was a huge protest in 1988 lead by students that resulted in lots of death. during the military junta, resources like rice, water, oil, were scarce. the gist is military rule is bad for us.
all of my followers are not myanmar citizens, i’m sure but as part of the international community, please help us. here is a petition that you can sign (although i’m not sure if that can do much). there may be protests in front of myanmar embassies so look out for those. most of all, please help spread awareness.
the people here are coping with dark humor, primarily in the form of memes but we don’t know how long this rule will last, even though the official statement said only a year. here’s something that pretty much sums up our coping mechanism:
again, even a reblog helps
update :: all telecommunication means will be cut off at 12 am MMT
Legend: Y/n- Your name
Y/n: THERE'S A SPIDER-
Hawks: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
Y/n: KILL IT!!
Hawks: YOU KILL IT!!!
Y/n: YOUR THE MAN-
Hawks: *Returns to his original design* Since when??
Y/n:....
My friend who I’ve known for YEARS is facing a crisis. Her mother is the breadwinner of her house and recently she just got put in jail. She and her brother have been trying to get jobs to no avail due to covid. The people living with her are essentially fucking her over and she just needs help to pay the bills and avoid being homeless. She is only 16.
I will be linking her GoFundMe below.
Legend: Y/n- your name
винα/мнα
Mina: Uh- guys?
Sero: Hmm??
Kirishima: Yeah?
Mina: How do I know if this is an actual french baguette? *Holds it up*
Y/n: I know! Hand it over!
Mina: Okay! *Hands it over*
Y/n: I'll be right back.
Y/n: Yup!
Sero: What did you do?
Y/n: Nothing 😊
Kirishima: Seriously Y/n, what did you do?
Y/n: All I have to say is this- If you can't knock someone out with the baguette, its not real.
Mina:.....Who did you hit?!
Y/n: Um......
(Explosions and screaming in a distance)
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Legend:Y/n- Your name
MARVEL
Y/n and Loki: *Having a Pokemon battle*
Loki: You should just give up puny mortal! I have the upper hand and I shall sucee-WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!
Y/n: Use a full restore :>
Loki: THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Y/n: I’m sorry Loki, I wanted to win.
Loki: So did I. *Pulls out knives*
Thank you for the tag @lissa-writes-and-does-matchups!
Tagging: @sunnieskies02 @omg-so-many-fandoms and anyone else who wants to try!
Here’s the link and keep the chain going !! 🥳🥳
🏷 ; @cosmictooru @kaidasen @kuronekomama @janellion @fitriiaw @oyasenpai @kashika + anyone else ! please feel free to participate even if you aren’t tagged ♡
Oh no! I accidentally chainsawed a banker's desk at the bank! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! I punched someone because they were being so mean! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! I bought a beautifully decorated knife because it's pretty! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! Me & my friends had a reunion today because we miss each other so much! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! I donated to private organizations because I care about the less-fortunate! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! I support the minorities, the unheard, the ignored, the less-fortunate, the beaten & hurt, the victims, all because I care! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
Oh no! I shared a MEME about a terrorist being an idiot because it made me laugh! I guess I'm a TERRORIST!
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
Legend: Y/n- Your name
Kirishima: MINA HIT THE BREAK!!THE BREAK! THATS THE GAS!!
Mina: I'm trying!!
Denki: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Kirishima: WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE! This is all new to Mina!! She just needs to-
Sero: THERE'S A POLE!!!
Mina: *Turns the wheel but accidentally made the car go in circles in full speed* AHHHHHHH!!
Kirishima: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Sero: AHHHHHH!!!
Denki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Y/n: *Has already been contemplating on who to call for help ever since they were dragged to help Mina learn how to drive but has not yet decided*
Legend: Y/n- Your name
B͙N͙H͙A͙/M͙H͙A͙
Y/n: If I eat myself, if I disappear or get twice as heavy?
Present Mic: How many all nighters did yo- wait...Thats actually a good question....
Legend: Y/n- Your name,L/n- Your Last name
Someone: If you step on the crack you break your momma's back!
Bakugou: *Aggressively steps on the crack*
Midoriya: *Avoids the crack*
Y/n: But.... I don't have a momma...
Someone:
Bakugou:
Midoriya: Its ok,L/n chan/kun! I don't have a dad. Atleast I think so...
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
Legend: Y/n- Your name
Y/n:*Distressed* People at school are calling me the Jon Snow of our family.
Shinso:..... I'll be right back.
Y/n: Oh,ok
Shinso: *Comes back with Mr.Aizawa and Present Mic ready to beat someone up* Who?!
Y/n:...... uh-
Present Mic: DoN't Be ShY sAy ThErE nAmEs!
Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- your last name
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥
Y/n:*Looking around*
T'Challa: Mr/Ms.L/n, what are you looking for?
Y/n: Your suit.
T'Challa: Why is that?
Y/n: To check if it has paws.
T'Challa:.....Why would it have paws?
Y/n: Shuri makes it. How would you know she isn't trolling you and added paws?
T'Challa:
Y/n:
T'Challa: Move aside, I know where it is.
Legend: Y/n- your name
Aizawa: It is the sleepy time. It is the time for the sleep. You take head you put on pillow. If you can't sleep then I suggest a warm cup of milk and you can sleep like baby.
Shinsou and Y/n:.......
Y/n:*Sleep deprived and concerned* Mr.Aizawa, are you ok?
Aizawa:*More sleep deprived* *Realizes he was talking to a mirror*
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
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THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- last name, F/d- favorite drink, P/n- pet name, A/p- animal you have as a pet.
Y/n:*Looking at Goose* Awwwwww.... Look at this little kittyyyy...... Isn't she the cutest!!!
Nick: Ms/Mr.L/n that is not a kitty!!! Do not pet it!
Y/n: But it looks so cute though....
Daisy: Exactly just let them pet it.
Nick: It swallowed an Infinity Stone the last time I saw it!
Y/n: So... Is that a yes?
❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎
Random Villain: Give me all your money!!
Y/n: *sipping F/d* Let's see if you find any. Go on, I'll wait.
Random Villain: Ok then um.... Then give me that A/p-
Y/n: *Has already yeeted them to the sun* NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY!!
𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎
Dr.Strange: *Accidentally casted a spell that makes animals talk* If something were to happen to you your parent would kill me.
P/n: My parent is on a field trip, with no knowledge of the situation.
Dr. Strange: I'm pretty sure that won't stop them.....
᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎
Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre):
*Tries to beat each other but is just creating chaos*
Thor (Rayquaza): *In Asgard/space* *Sees them* Those mother- *Goes down to them*
Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre): *Is still fighting*
Thor (Rayquaza): *Arrives* OI STOP IT!!
♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎
𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸
Y/n: Welcome to Applebees!! Would you the apples or the bees?
Overhaul: Wait... What? Bees?
Y/n: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!
Mirio, Izuku and All Might: *Running towards Overhaul at full speed while shaking jars of bees*
Overhaul: WaIt!!
⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎
LoV: *attacks Class 1-A*
Someone: *Running towards them*
Toga: *Notices them* Who's that running ?
Shigaraki: *Looks* Its just L/n..
Dabi: *Sees someone else* Who's that behind them?
Shigaraki: *Looks again* Its just Eraserhead...
Toga: Shouldn't we retreat? They both are intimidating.
Shigaraki: What other harm could they do? They're outnumbered.
Kurogiri: They both look like they're going to kill someone...
Shigaraki: oH sHi-
༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎
Y/n and Izuku: *On a dinner date*
Y/n: Wait.....
Izuku: What is it L/n chan/kun?
Y/n: Is that All Might?
Izuku: *Looks*
All Might: Um.... Who's All Might??
All Might: I'm All Fight
Y/n:........
Izuku:......
Aizawa: *Was forced to come* *mumbles* You idiot...
☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎
Y/n: I'm an idiot.
Bakugo:......
Y/n:.....
Bakugo: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎
All Might: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a villain.
Class 1a: *Nods understandingly*
All Might: Ms/Mr. L/n, you're 1st.
Y/n: *Walks towards All Might*
All Might: Surrender now if you want to live!!
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live so..... *activates their quirk* Come at me B***h.
Class 1a and All Might:....
Momo: *concerned* L/n chan/kun, are you alright??
IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
I ain't risking it!
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- Last name
Bruce: * Sighs* Y/n, if your friends were to jump off a cliff would you jump too?
Y/n: With all due respect Bruce, my mother gave birth to a leader a hero and a dumbass, I would be the 1st to jump off that f******g cliff.
☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎
Peter: Mr. Thor? Y/n isn't talking to me and isn't coming out of their room.
Thor: Just say something mildly offensive.
Y/n: *busts down their door* DiD yOu JuSt SaY uNcLe LoKi Is AnD wIlL alWaYs Be A vIlLain?!!
Thor: I didn't mean THAT offensive!!
𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎
𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸
This is a lot more
Kirishima: Just act mature.
Kaminari: Mature…. got it..
Y/n: So… what do you like to do for fun?
Kaminari: *In a deep and serious voice* Taxes….
߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎߷︎
Shinso: When we get murdered, can you guys make sure we're an unsolved case?
Midoriya: WhAt?!!
Y/n: We wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Iida: Can we get back to the part where he said " when we get murdered"?
Todoroki: Can I join?
𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎
Iida: Are we in trouble?
Aizawa: Take a guess.
Iida,L/n, Midoriya,Kirishima,Todoroki,Yaoyorozu:No?
Aizawa: Take another guess.
۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎
Y/n: I don't have any siblings.
Eri: Those are wise words for someone in hugging range Ms/Mr. L/n 🤗
❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎
Y/n: 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎?
Tokoyami: *𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜* 𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 ??
Y/n: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚝 3𝙿𝙼. 😊
Dark shadow: *Laughs*
☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎
Midoriya: *bursts in the room* I need your help… I can't tell you who it is but we're gonna kill some people
Y/n:
Mirio:
Mirio: *Brings out keys* So whose car are we gonna take…….