Repost To Spread. (Not Really Humor)

Out of all the opportunities my brain could have had a writer’s block- why now :’)) 

Incorrect Quotes

Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- last name, F/d- favorite drink, P/n- pet name, A/p- animal you have as a pet.

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝

(With slight AoS)

Y/n:*Looking at Goose* Awwwwww.... Look at this little kittyyyy...... Isn't she the cutest!!!

Nick: Ms/Mr.L/n that is not a kitty!!! Do not pet it!

Y/n: But it looks so cute though....

Daisy: Exactly just let them pet it.

Nick: It swallowed an Infinity Stone the last time I saw it!

Y/n: So... Is that a yes?

❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎

Random Villain: Give me all your money!!

Y/n: *sipping F/d* Let's see if you find any. Go on, I'll wait.

Random Villain: Ok then um.... Then give me that A/p-

Y/n: *Has already yeeted them to the sun* NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY!!

𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎

Dr.Strange: *Accidentally casted a spell that makes animals talk* If something were to happen to you your parent would kill me.

P/n: My parent is on a field trip, with no knowledge of the situation.

Dr. Strange: I'm pretty sure that won't stop them.....

᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎

(I know this is a little late but. If Thor was in Civil War) (Also you will understand this better of you know Pokemon)

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre):

*Tries to beat each other but is just creating chaos*

Thor (Rayquaza): *In Asgard/space* *Sees them* Those mother- *Goes down to them*

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre): *Is still fighting*

Thor (Rayquaza): *Arrives* OI STOP IT!!

♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎

𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸

Y/n: Welcome to Applebees!! Would you the apples or the bees?

Overhaul: Wait... What? Bees?

Y/n: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!

Mirio, Izuku and All Might: *Running towards Overhaul at full speed while shaking jars of bees*

Overhaul: WaIt!!

⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎

LoV: *attacks Class 1-A*

Someone: *Running towards them*

Toga: *Notices them* Who's that running ?

Shigaraki: *Looks* Its just L/n..

Dabi: *Sees someone else* Who's that behind them?

Shigaraki: *Looks again* Its just Eraserhead...

Toga: Shouldn't we retreat? They both are intimidating.

Shigaraki: What other harm could they do? They're outnumbered.

Kurogiri: They both look like they're going to kill someone...

Shigaraki: oH sHi-

༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎

Y/n and Izuku: *On a dinner date*

Y/n: Wait.....

Izuku: What is it L/n chan/kun?

Y/n: Is that All Might?

Izuku: *Looks*

All Might: Um.... Who's All Might??

All Might: I'm All Fight

Y/n:........

Izuku:......

Aizawa: *Was forced to come* *mumbles* You idiot...

☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎

Y/n: I'm an idiot.

Bakugo:......

Y/n:.....

Bakugo: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.

𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎

All Might: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a villain.

Class 1a: *Nods understandingly*

All Might: Ms/Mr. L/n, you're 1st.

Y/n: *Walks towards All Might*

All Might: Surrender now if you want to live!!

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live so..... *activates their quirk* Come at me B***h.

Class 1a and All Might:....

Momo: *concerned* L/n chan/kun, are you alright??

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

✨ Anonymously ask me something you've always wanted to know ✨

About literally anything. Serious answers not guaranteed.

Im supposed to be writing but my brain is making me finish a rough script for a google slides game I wanted to do

Done it!

Been thinking about changing my theme

Incorrect Quotes

Legend: Y/n- Your name

B͙N͙H͙A͙/M͙H͙A͙

Y/n: If I eat myself, if I disappear or get twice as heavy?

Present Mic: How many all nighters did yo- wait...Thats actually a good question....

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Thanks for the tag!

-> why did you choose your url?

My old url has smth to do with my fandoms and I just wanted it to become a running theme with my urls but make it more subtle. I got attached to this one tho- so I dont think I’ll change it.

-> any sideblogs?

Yup- I just saw the “create new tumblr” button and decided to press it out of curiosity. s o- I now have another blog and idk how to delete it.

-> how long have you been on tumblr?

I think a few months after quarantine started

-> do you have a queue tag?

Nah

-> how many followers do you have?

forty one (41)

-> how many people do you follow?

seventeen (17)

-> have you ever made a shitpost?

Nope- Nothing that happened to me that me makes me wanna shitpost

-> how often do you use tumblr every day?

VERY OFTEN- especially during class. I’ll open my tumblr even after looking at it a few minutes ago.

-> did you ever have a fight/argument with a blog before?

Nah- I’m not a very confrontational person to begin with

-> how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

I used to fall for them but now I just scroll past- it gives me performative activism vibes

-> do you like ask/tag games?

I 100000% love it. Don’t be afraid to tag me in these things- I like interacting with others but I wont make the 1st move

-> which one of your followers do you think is tumblr famous?

idk really- Since you cant see how many followers someone has and I don’t feel like asking

-> do you have a crush on a mutual?

I barely know anyone here so no

@sinceuh-when 

anyone who sees this :))

hello hello i was tagged by the ever wonderful @ladislavaa for this tag game!! tysm for the tag i care you so much 💕

-> why did you choose your url?

hoo boy. there’s about… three different references in it, ones i’m not quite willing to explain because i will out myself as a enormous nerd. but it’s subtle enough that most people won’t get it so it’s ok. so i chose it because of the amount of references i could fit in it without it seeming overt.

-> any sideblogs?

i have. a lot. if you look at my bio for my main, there’s a list of sideblogs i have. a dead writing one, some dead ask blogs, an au blog i need to get back to now that school isn’t actively kicking me in the face… and a dimitri one from fire emblem that’s currently thriving now that i’ve revived it. anyways i have a lot of dead ones but i’m fond of them so they’ll stay there.

-> how long have you been on tumblr for?

since july of 2018! the three year mark of my time here on tumblr is coming up and i honestly didn’t expect time to go by so fast. sure i haven’t been here as much as other people, but i’ve enjoyed my time here! for the most part.

-> do you have a queue tag?

nope! not for my main! my ask blogs do, but not this one.

-> why did you start your blog in the first place?

honestly i just wanted to find a place that was fandom-centric so i could meet more people who had similar interests to me. it sounds so cheesy now that i think about it, but i really did just want some friends who had similar interests as me because a lot of the ones i had at the time didn’t.

-> how many followers do you have?

244 as of right now! but i know a good chunk of them are p-rn bots that i’ve reported and blocked over the years, so i’m not sure if that’s an accurate measure of my followers or not. i don’t know why so many people follow me anyways i just spam reblog things lol.

-> how many people do you follow?

336 currently, i kind of have this ‘if i like them, i’ll follow them’ mentality and hope i don’t come off as weird to the people i start following randomly.

-> have you ever made a shitpost?

oh yeah, probably. i’m not very well known for making original posts though, so they kinda just sit in the void that is my blog. i don’t mind, it just means that people won’t see the silly little clown words come directly from my brain.

-> how often do you use tumblr everyday?

probably more than i should. i’ve noticed myself spend a lot less time on it recently, but that’s probably because i’ve been busy. i don’t spend all of my time here though, and that’s good enough for me.

-> did you ever have a fight/argument with a blog before?

ehh, i wouldn’t call it a fight. a little spat here and there, maybe, but that hasn’t happened in some time and at this point i’d prefer not to get involved with people who aren’t worth the effort.

-> how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

i don’t really like the idea of them because of how much guilt tripping they do. sure they’re about important topics, but there’s better ways to raise awareness than to guilt trip people into talking about it. they make me anxious if i’ll be honest, and that’s not great.

-> do you like ask/tag games?

oh i LOVE those, please if anyone wants to tag me in stuff or ask me questions please go for it!! i love talking to people here and interacting in general! i won’t judge you for wanting to ask me stuff or anything, honestly i feel like the weird one for being so enthusiastic about it lol.

-> which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

oh for sure i think it’s @/kiiingsnake and @/jamblute. i honestly have no idea why they’re my mutuals and i’m too afraid to tag them in anything (including this). ;-;

-> do you have a crush on a mutual?

eh, no. i love my mutuals, but as friends. also i’m on the aro spectrum so attraction who?? they’re all wonderful people though and i appreciate them.

and that’s it folks! thanks for letting me ramble (somewhat) unprompted. i shall tag @pecha-cake @blackcliff-typewriter @doriduckdoodles @agent–shade and anyone else who wants to do it!!

💌 25 valentine’s day asks

first date: describe your ideal first date.

first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

hand holding: do you like pda?

family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

roses: do you like picnic dates?

giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

ballad: best love song?

aphrodite: how important are looks?

angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

red: where will you be spending february 14th?

love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?

st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?