the-beast-is-me - I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user
I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user

And...You’re fucking with the wrong bitch

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Latest Posts by the-beast-is-me - Page 6

5 years ago
Se Solo Fossi Più Magra.

Se solo fossi più magra.

Se solo dimagrissi un po’.

Se fossi magra, saresti bellissima.

Se solo perdessi qualche chilo.

Perché non vai in palestra?

Non è un po’ troppo quel piatto di pasta?

Sei sicura che puoi mangiarlo?

Con i chili in meno, ti starebbe benissimo.

A te non lo do, fa ingrassare.

Peserai più di me e vuoi un piatto come il mio?

Peccato, hai un bel viso ma…se fossi magra.

5 years ago
O Troppo Alta, O Troppo Bassa, Le Dici Magra, Si Sente Grassa, Son Tutte Bionde, Lei è Corvina, Vanno

O troppo alta, o troppo bassa, le dici magra, si sente grassa, son tutte bionde, lei è corvina, vanno le brune, diventa albina. Troppo educata! Piaccion volgari! Troppo scosciata per le comari! Sei troppo colta preparata, Intelligente e qualificata, Il maschio è fragile, non lo umiliare, Se sei più brava non lo ostentare! Sei solo bella ma non sai far niente, guarda che oggi l’uomo e’ esigente, l'aspetto fisico piu’ non gli basta, cita Alberoni e butta la pasta. Troppi labbroni non vanno più! Troppo quel seno, buttalo giù! Sbianca la pelle, che sia di luna Se non ti abbronzi, non sei nessuna! L’estate prossima, con il cotone tornan di moda i fianchi a pallone, ma per l’inverno, la moda detta, ci voglion forme da scolaretta. Piedi piccini, occhi cangianti, seni minuscoli, anzi, giganti! Alice assaggia, pilucca, tracanna, prima è due metri, poi è una spanna Alice pensa, poi si arrabatta, niente da fare, e’ sempre inadatta Alice morde, rosicchia, divora ma non si arrende, ci prova ancora. Alice piange, trangugia, digiuna, È tutte noi, è se stessa, è nessuna.

-Lella Costa

5 years ago
Josie Saltzman In Every Episode
Josie Saltzman In Every Episode
Josie Saltzman In Every Episode
Josie Saltzman In Every Episode
Josie Saltzman In Every Episode

josie saltzman in every episode

season 2 episode 13: You Can’t Save Them All

5 years ago

sanremo 2020 (ventiventi cit.) non finirà mai

5 years ago

Benigni ha appena detto di voler fare un'orgia all'ariston con Beppe Vessicchio? in diretta a Sanremo? what a time to be alive

5 years ago
Yikes

yikes

5 years ago

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

5 years ago
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re

The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother; Lily’s. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You’re more like them then you know, Harry. In time you’ll come to see just how much.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

5 years ago

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

5 years ago
5 years ago
Sarah Jeffery As Maggie Vera In
Sarah Jeffery As Maggie Vera In
Sarah Jeffery As Maggie Vera In
Sarah Jeffery As Maggie Vera In
Sarah Jeffery As Maggie Vera In

Sarah Jeffery as Maggie Vera in

Charmed

(requested by anonymous)

5 years ago

It’s mortifying to be the one who remembers.

Ryan O’Connell (via bnmxfld)

5 years ago

joejonas: Don’t be rude!

5 years ago
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist

My mind is telling me to stop, but apparently my body didn’t get the message about how much of a feminist I am.

5 years ago

So I'll use my voice, I'll be so fucking rude.

Words they always win, but I know I'll lose.

Another love- Tom Odell.

5 years ago

Se solo mi conoscessi abbastanza, sapresti quanto è importante, ma come al solito è tutto finto.

5 years ago

Hermione: Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

5 years ago
Damnnnnnnnnnn.

damnnnnnnnnnn.

why do you have to call me out like this?!?

5 years ago
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

5 years ago

Mi sa che aveva ragione Marco Mengoni... perché più allontano più mi sento bene.

5 years ago
I’ve Been Looking Out The Window For Eighteen Years. Dreaming About What It Would Feel Like When Those
I’ve Been Looking Out The Window For Eighteen Years. Dreaming About What It Would Feel Like When Those
I’ve Been Looking Out The Window For Eighteen Years. Dreaming About What It Would Feel Like When Those
I’ve Been Looking Out The Window For Eighteen Years. Dreaming About What It Would Feel Like When Those
I’ve Been Looking Out The Window For Eighteen Years. Dreaming About What It Would Feel Like When Those

I’ve been looking out the window for eighteen years. Dreaming about what it would feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything that I dreamed it would be?

Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno, Byron Howard

5 years ago
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau
Favorite MCU Movie As Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) Dir. Jon Favreau

Favorite MCU Movie as Voted By My Followers: #1 ↳ Iron Man (2008) dir. Jon Favreau

5 years ago

Funny when you’re dead how people start listenin’

5 years ago

It's so quiet here

And I feel so cold

This house no longer

Feels like home.

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