Latest Posts by sympatheticdroid - Page 9

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

OoT: The Master Sword is just too big for the young hero of time, so the sword will send him seven years into the future until he can wield the blade of evil's bane.

WW: Let's just shrink the sword

Help I was just at the store and I heard a little kid repeatedly saying “mom can I get this??” and I expected it to be a toy or something but when I looked he was holding a bottle of ibuprofen

the megabitch of your dreams.

I Kissed Shara Wheeler gang

EVERY YEAR Casey McQuiston will write a silly little book and for the first 50 pages I’ll be like “oh I am going to be normal about this” and then I’ll stay up til 4 am on a school night reading the rest of it in on sitting. I even have the audacity to be surprised each time

she's never kissed anybody like this. she's glad it's shara. nobody else would have felt important enough.

+ character doodles

started i kissed shara wheeler,,, chloe green yeh same

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

i really like haley’s design

oh to be a femme vampire having an enemies to lovers experience with a butch vampire hunter

Let's build a future with so much yuri that girls will take psychic damage from discovering that homophobia ever existed.

pelican town mean girls

Listen...I was already gay but the way you draw Haley makes me even more homosexual 👌👌👌

You and me both 🥴 have a beach haley as a treat

Me when Haley 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻❤️❤️❤️💍😍😍 also i redrew her from the previous post because I think this looks more like her

Best goth gfs 💀

It’s so hard to have great tits and correct opinions

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she's 3'6 and made of soggy pipe cleaners and will hiss at anyone who gets too close to her and yet she is almost universally beloved. palamedes sextus is like this is my best friend and my special guy. ianthe tridentarius is like i WILL marry this nasty smelly woman. gideon nav devoted her soul and body to her after hating her for 17 slutty, slutty years. god himself was like you are the wildest and saddest bitch i've ever met and you are a daughter to me. and harrowhark is just sitting there with 3/4 of a brain and vomit on her robe

Never drawn Gideon before oops

They're besties, your honor

Going to zuzu city just to pick up wcdonalds

Eating saloon take outs outside to avoid drunk people & sister whose vegan dinner you just abandoned at home

animal crossing x stardew valley!

for interspecies family members i decided the kid takes a random species from either parent (so caroline was lucky abigail did not turn out to be a lion lol)

some extra stuff rolling in my brain but too much to draw:

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leah- sisterly squirrel

elliott- smug horse

harvey- lazy bear

maru- sisterly owl

penny- normal cat

pam- peppy cow

robin- normal bird (robin ofc)

demetrius- cranky owl

marnie- sisterly sheep

jas- normal rabbit

shane- cranky chicken

jodi- normal kangaroo

vincent- jock kangaroo (baby)

kent- cranky wolf

lewis- lazy koala

linus- lazy tiger

willy- lazy beaver

clint- cranky rhino

gus- lazy hippo

girlies of pelican town

they’re besties ur honor

haley rlly was written 4 the girls n that's that on that... her four hearts event like... "oh hi farm girl can u do this task usually associated w/ masculine ideals 4 me while i watch? oh ur not strong? can u try anyway?". sapphic flirting trick as old as time... makes less sense if ur playing as a male farmer