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I'm on the episode where Harvey is back at home to try and mend shit with his mom

It's insane the way his family are pure shit like

Like it's all his fault this is crazy

I know the writers are not stellar but damn y'all cut Harvey some goddamn slack he deserves a better family jesus christ

I think some people are reading too much into the Zava/Jamie dynamic, not in the sense that it’s not weird or condescending but in the sense that I think y’all are giving Zava too much credit. I simply don’t think he cared enough about Richmond to know that much about who was their “best player” because once he was there it would be him. What he does care about is the fact that only one person in that locker room was clearly not worshipping him. Dani and Jamie were both strikers and both aces but the way Zava treats them is very different, because Dani worships the ground he walks on and Jamie doesn’t. And let’s be real, Jamie doesn’t have the locker room influence that he used to. In S1, sure, he was the king, but he lost that cred after returning to Man City, and when he came back to Richmond, he wasn’t able to claw it back until the Dubai Air protest. Even after that, his influence is enough to have a good camaraderie and be respected as a teammate and leader, but it’s not the “bully the kitman because it makes me laugh” influence that he had before. If anyone has that influence after S1, it’s Isaac, Sam, and Dani, but Zava sees no need to condescend to them because they’re already on his side. The way Zava acts toward Jamie doesn’t read to me as “I took your spot, what are you gonna do about it,” it reads much more as “they all love me, you should get with the program.” It’s in no way a fight for dominance, mainly because Jamie isn’t really fighting back. It’s more like a cult leader trying to force an unwilling sheep into the flock. (And Rebecca, the only other person that doesn’t like him, is spared this treatment because A she’s a woman and B she sits in a position of power external to the dynamics of the team and coaching staff.)

what we needed in suits was filler episodes. Like wdym we had no silly stuff like christmas or beach days of the characters together 😔

If your ever taking requests…. Jonerys / snowstorm 👁️

ok then

“john walker did nothing wrong” incorrect. boring. lacks media literacy.

“i need to see john walker break down and cry about all the shitty things he’s done and also maybe get dicked down” correct. the only rational takeaway from thunderbolts.

John: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Bucky: What’s updog? John: Ava! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

rewatching tfatws from a new more down bad perspective

went into the theaters for a casual watch and came out wanting to see john walker take it up the ass (specifically from bob)

i love that john walker is still a freaky asshole. like he graduated top of his navy seals class and has over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top in his class. he is trained in guerrilla warfare and the top US sniper. he will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

our new and beautiful, active suicide risk, neglectful father, captain america.

wyatt russell it seems ive grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papas orchard

top gun silliness

Harvey Specter is one of the most bi coded male characters I have ever seen, he is right up there with Buck from 9-1-1.

If that date was so bad, how did you find that out? SUITS 3.02 "I want you to want me"

Harvey Specter + Opinions

Harvey giving off a little bit of the nerdy theatre kid energy without actually ever being one with all pop culture references and his best friend and wife being an actress and a totally such a theatre nerd too.

Funny thing is a lot of people would be surprised about the amount lawyers that are former theatre and the amount of entertainment professionals were/are into fandom culture.

His parents literally being professional artists for the living, a painter and musician and might have actually supported him if he did it as a kid and maybe adult.

But it also seems like they struggled to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table at times and might not have wanted that for him too.

💯

"harvey specter is so cool" wrong. he's actually a loser. he cries and has panic attacks at the idea of people leaving him and he has mommy issues and abandonment issues and claims he doesn't care (and winds up caring a lot). his boytoy associate gets a girlfriend and he actively glares at her like he's twelve years old or something. he won't give up on his crooked, corrupted mentor because he was my mentor he was my mentor he was my mentor. he has all these basketballs and baseballs in his office and he also boxes. he boxes. (kinda gay to box. why do u want to get in the ring with a sweaty man, harvey.) he wears a fucking vest. he wears a fucking vest. he uses fucking hair gel. hair gel. hair gel. he rent his ex's friend's mike's old apartment in the hopes that he'll finally come back. he looks like he's about to cry whenever someone mentions that mike might not be around. like come on. his middle name is fucking REGINALD

scientist!ned

toughest picture of the century lowkey

george rr. martin holding genetically engineered and newly “resurrected” dire wolf remus

Harvey may have forgiven his family but I sure haven't. especially marcus. How is he going to blame harvey for "tearing the family apart" when it was his mother who cheated 💀💀 ungrateful losers all of them.

I'm sorry, but him continuing to blame himself for ruining the family for years together??? HARVEY SPECTER GET BEHIND ME. It was completely valid for him to cut them off. I can't even imagine how he survived in that toxic environment for so long.

This isn't to say his mother wasnt regretful of what she did and I do acknowledge that they patched things up but those flashback episodes make me so mad

things ppl say to harvey

i don’t understand the lack of harvey centric hurt/comfort fics like how do you not take this man with walls around his heart as high and sturdy as the ivy tower he has made a home for himself in so no one could hurt him anymore and also so he could protect the ones he loves — because he loves and he cares so deeply and so violently, he doesn’t know what to do with it and neither do his people because they’re so ready to believe the mask they can’t even see anymore because he’s so high up and untouchable. how do you not take this man with his fragile walls that are so ready to be torn down, this man who is so scared of being alone, this man who yells that people don’t leave him — and this man who, when they do, stands frozen to the spot because his world is so frail it might as well be made of glass. and glass is useful to watch those you love but it breaks so easily — and it’s a good thing you can still watch your people through broken glass but up here the winds are cold and relentless and your people won’t hear you when you ask for help.

how do you not take harvey specter, the cockiest son of a bitch in new york city who has it all because he worked for it, who came from nothing and worked his way up, whom people are so ready and willing to beat and betray because they see his name as a trophy without knowing that he cares so deeply that it’s his heart on the line more than his name. how do you not take harvey fucking specter and make him wonder if any of this is even worth it. how do you not take this man and inflict pain and betrayal upon his fragile little heart — fragile, because he had to fend for himself from such a young age, he doesn’t know how to ask for help anymore.

how do you not inflict pain upon him because he can take it and he will take it and he takes it and he takes it — until he can’t anymore; but even then he will, because he is harvey specter, and the world knows. he can take it. and he has to.

Harry beefing with Not-even-16 year old Scorpius will never not be funny to me. He sees the genuine embodiment of kindness with big brown or blue doe eyes and one of those anime flower auras surrounding him and goes "yeah this little fuckers the next dark lord"

Bro can we talk about how Scorpius and Albus are MENACES

I'm tired of them being the shy bullied boys.

Show me the destroying there bullies with psychological WARFARE

With Albus's sneakiness and potions ability and Scorpius's knowledge and planning ... They could come up with purely DIABOLICAL plans

These are the boys who escaped the Hogwarts Express ( when THE MARAUDERS AND FRED AND GEORGE couldn't even get OFF the train) and where HALF WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY before they even REALIZED they where gone.

These are the boys who BROKE into not only the Ministry of magic but the MISTER OF MAGICS OFFICE and STOLE a TIME TUNER

Not to mention their RICH like RICH RICH. Cost of materials is no issue PLUS Albus's uncle runs a JOKE SHOP

Throw in the Cloak and the Map and they DESTROY anyone who bothers them. They'd be THE BEST people to have on your side in a prank war.

scorbus at the family bbq

it's always those 2 dumb bitches going "exactly" to one another

reading asoiaf with my bestie we laughed too hard at this joke