Spoopy Season Safety

t levels so low she could boot linux mint with her dick. thanks for all the notes guys.

Reblog this to blast your sleepy mutual with the forbidden super melatonin

Different versions because it's a vibe

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

man idk

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Every day I learn something baffling about Massachusetts

Never to be seen again…..

Today's Seal Is: Mmmm....Ducky...Ducky...Ducky...

Let him swear please 😢

word of the day: “woowoo”

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