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Yuletide Mischief

At the Yule banquet, the reader wears a revealing dress that inspires Loki to ensure she remembers who she is married to.

Pairing: Loki x Reader (Y/N)

Warnings/Promises: teasing, use of magic, bondage (kinda), teasing/SMUT in public, food mention

Word Count: 1540

Note: Felt like writing something naughty for the winter break. Please let me know if you enjoyed it likes, comments, and reblogs. (Comments and additions on reblogs make me giggly.) My tag lists and requests are open. Please enjoy!  

With a twirl, you admired your gown and figure in the mirror. Loki was already present at the Yule banquet. Frigga had requested his assistance with some Seidr decorations. For all his sly pride and tricks, Loki loved this time of year. Outside may be blue and white with cold, but inside everything was decorated in his and his brother’s colors of green and red. He smiled more around Yuletime as well. More accepted. More at home than any other time of the year.

You spun again with a giggle. The dress was a special commission for you as an early Yule gift for Loki. The neckline put the swell of your breasts on full display, though modestly covered with a sheer layer of golden lace. Not that it would save you from blushing. Gold ribbons crisscrossed the shimmery green fabric. If the firelight hit it just right, observers would be able to see your family color of blue in the swells and crests as you moved. But it was mostly green and gold to match your husband’s motley. The special addition, though, was the slit on one side running up from the hem to your upper thigh. You used your Seidr to decorate your thigh with henna-like designs hiding symbols used only between you and Loki. Ones that would make him jealous, and also possessively aroused.

A young maid knocked on your chamber door announcing the beginning of the pre-banquet festivities.

You left her to surprise Loki.

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Performance Review

The reader received a present before an important meeting. It gets her in trouble… but maybe not as much as she thought. 

Pairing: Business!Loki x Reader (Y/N)

Warnings/Promises: ignorance is bliss, SMUT, public cumming, humiliation, oral (male receiving), cock warming, risk of getting caught, office smut, dom/sub

Word Count: 1662

Note: I got the idea from this post. This is filth. Dirty office filth. I do not condone office harassment (but damn would I consider it if Loki was my boss, let’s be real.) So have at it, readers. Feedback is always appreciated. Enjoy!

“Sif, close the door on your way out.”

The woman closed up her notepad with a snap. Quickly she vacated Loki’s office and did as he said. When she was gone, and a distance away from the door, Loki walked over to lock it. The tiny click sent a shiver down your spine. 

“Did- did I do something wrong, Sir?” You wriggled in your seat, swallowing away the dryness in your mouth. 

“That is a very good question.” 

Loki sat on the edge of his desk in front of you. You couldn’t meet his eyes. And he didn’t make you. But you were sure he could hear the frantic thundering of your heart. After what felt like an eternity of silence, he sighed. 

“Tell, me something, Y/N. Why did wear a vibrator to the meeting?”

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