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Devastating: Local Transfem Comments "Same" When Cishet Coworker Says "It doesn't like to tuck" About Uncooperative Electrical Cord, Excellent Joke Elicits ZERO Laughter

Baymax!

I’ll represent you in court :)

I love kids so much. Yall are so brave and so strong. Sometimes i remember being a kid, and I have no idea how I survived. You have so little agency, so few rights, the world at large dismisses your thoughts and passions and tells you that you don't know what you're talking about, too young to feel your feelings. You're totally reliant on parents or guardians or other authorities who may choose not to respect or listen to you, who may use you as a target for their anger and frustration, who do awful things and tell you to "just deal with it", and you do, because there are so few other options. You're living in a world that refuses to treat you as a human being, and you're putting up with it. You're dealing with so much bullshit. It's amazing that you haven't just snapped. If nobody has told you recently, You're doing amazing. I'm so proud of you. You're going to get out of this and it'll all be okay. You're doing great

Okay, okay. As a girl who grew up on the old swashbuckler films. Can I talk about the fucking romance of Nydas Okiro. Betrayed and backstabbed by his crew. Holding his wound. Panting in effort and grief. Telling his traitorous underling that gold means nothing if you do not use it to lift people up. That gold is a resource by which mortaldom climbs. That they are going to save the people of Avalir, and that cause goes above any oath he ever made in a past life.

You can picture so clearly in this moment the kid who joined a pirate crew to climb the skies. The dream he must have had. The dream he shared with Laerryn.

And it’s the end, and he’s betrayed, and he’s standing on what has to be one or two fucking hit points remaining, and he stabs that traitor in the front, and uses every resource he still possesses to get as many people as possible out and to defend them in the process.

And he’s … he’s not only betrayed, he’s rewarded. For the man he’s been. Because Alessander steps up, Alessander thinks to save the sorcerer school, this other piece of Nydas’ dream. When Nydas and his conjured dragon are standing alone and surrounded by devil puppets, the fucking sphinx from earlier, the sphinx from the parade, busts in and rescues him, and has been protecting them the whole time from further tampering of the constructs. Nydas was the first to step up, to try and protect the tree, to try and avert catastrophe, to try and hold the line, and that ripples out. His people stand up around him.

And an entire army of constructs, on Nydas’ word, burst out of the Golden Scythe to defend Avalir as she dies. His ships fly to evacuate her people. The world might be damned, he might be nearly dead, but by Avalir, he and this city will go down fucking swinging, and saving everyone they can.

The romance of this man. I can’t even.

The two adhd moods of

"I'm so obsessed with this drawing I am incapable of doing anything other than working on it. I might want to go to the toilet but I will stay in my chair my eyes and mind locked at the screen with my thoughts fully occupied by the creative process unaware of my surroundings or responsibilities"

And

"I really want to draw and be productive but I just can't make myself sit down. I am having ideas And pacing around the room and I want to scream thinking about my hyperfixation. Being still feels like agony and walking around isn't enough I want to dance and sing and shout at the heavens"

Fave new twitter thread

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???

calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???

calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

I'm just like if a girl was a silly little guy

if you see a beautiful sunset or a perfectly cooked filet mignon with a red wine reduction do you want to fuck it

seeing fanart of breaking bad characters hanging out is funny and i love it but it’s also insane in retrospect because i can’t think of any piece of media where every character hates each other so fucking much. like nobody in that show likes each other at all

Tiny ruins tiny ruins tiny ruins

Rewatching C2, and am finally getting the chance to understand and mourn the story we didn’t get to see with Molly’s death. 🥲

I’m with all the shippers. I’m almost positive we would have seen a Caleb and Molly relationship ramp up higher and higher throughout the campaign. You can see the seeds from the very start, and we’re not even talking that intimate moment with the wall and the glares.

Not to mention how the Nonagon story would have changed completely with Molly’s life. How Lucien’s crew would have become the villains. Maybe even making the Tabaxi Cleric the leader of the group. It wouldn’t have been as stunning. There is nothing more satisfying than the moment Jester scries on Molly and we realize who he has become.

But the story would have been so fascinating.

I adore Caduceus. He one of my favorite characters, and I am happy we got a story with him in it. But I’m definitely grieving Molly as I watch through C2 for the second time.

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay

ingredients to a successful tumblr post is transgenderism, cannibalism, body hair, blasphemy, romanticism of the mundane, & homoeroticism

I fucking love the "the Colonel calls me Riza when we're alone" scene for a lot of reasons because come on but I need to specify that one of them is that this is Roy and Riza we're talking about, they probably have thousands of secret codes and passwords that they could use on eachother that no one else would know and yet Riza decided to try with this particular method that insinuates she's getting it on with her boss which makes me believe she just thought it would be funny and wanted to fuck with Envy, like, "aw, you know what would be hilarious, actually? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and it totally worked

Problematic nature of blowjobs aside, a man telling you that he will miss your blowjobs and not you is :/ :/

PROBLEMATIC NATURE OF BLOWJOBS?

"autistic people read things too literally" yeah, maybe when we're kids. veteran autistics go through years of mistreatment and read literal statements as passive aggressive instead

Police: *leading sex workers into a squad car to be taken to jail*

Sex work prohibitionist: “I called the police! You’re all free now! No more patriarchal violence! No need to thank me!”