just a silly guy, a dash of tomfoolery if you will | constant shitposter
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Chat I'm obsessed with the alien movies. Like WHY ARE XENOMORPHS SO EPIC OMFGGG AUSNFNDNCNF
This is a xenomorph appreciation post because they are so well evolved omfg?? Like WDYM they have FUCKING ACID BLOOD. THAT'S SUCH A GREAT MECHANISM FOR SURVIVAL. IMAGINE TRYING TO KILL SMTH AND WHEN YOU STAB IT THEIR BLOOD IS ACID AND YOUR WEAPON AND ARM AS WELL AS ANYTHING THAT TOUCHES THE BLOOD JUST FUCKING MELTS. NOT TO MENTION HOW AGILE AND FAST THEY ARE. AND THAT TAIL IS EPIC ASF. LIKE IT'S SO COOL IT'S LIKE A MINI DAGGER AT THE END OF A MF WHIP. XENOMORPHS ARE COOL ASF AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.
Me core 😛
I NEED PRIDE WORMS SO BADLY IN MY LIFE
I went to hot topic with my mom and I grabbed this shirt
And she says "oh cool rainbow worms" and in my head I'm like no they're pride worms
Anyway, we get to the cashier and he said "youre buying the pride worms!" And I'm like "yeah" and then we talked about Melanie Martinez for a bit and as we were leaving he yelled "HAPPY WORM MONTH!-WAIT NO HAPPPY PRIDE MONTH!"
So uhh happy worm month guys
Me when slenderverse characters and basically all my comfort characters (I promise I'm normal)
HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT
MEEE!!!! LITERALLY ME WHEN I SEE SILLY CHARACTERS AND IS STILL AROACE!!!1! 12! 2! 2!! 2! 1! 1! 1!! 1! 11!!! 1! 1!
my pride post i think
Me frfr
People said that Tumblr isn't a great place to post original art that isn't fanart, but I'm doing it anyway because I haven't got the motivation to draw anything else
Happy pride month lads! 🧡💛🤍💙
from an aroace potato :)
It's not sexual that's crazy that ppl think it is imo 😭 it's entirely platonic for me
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
Thirteen. Loved it 10/10
wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
Chat do you remember when mlg memes were popular and we all thought it was funny?? Kinda wish there were more ones made more recently tho
