Yar Har Har Heres The Update !!!!!!! Colouring And/or Digitised Coming Soon!!!!!!!

aw thanks man

im so fucking pissed rn oh my god

at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to

then a man walks up

and oh how foolish i was

occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door

god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot

this stupid man walks up

checks the stupid bins

and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster

and he takes it

and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands

so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"

and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN

and he smiles at me like this: 😁😁

oh how i wanted to strangle him

i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat

i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady

i will find a book

and i will curse this man with the words of hell

i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days

this

this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc

something i think about a lot:

when dark and cho fight in the showdown, i (and others) headcanon this being their breakup

i think beforehand they had worked out their feelings after blue screening and escaping alans pc, theyve dated, but the dark lord doesnt mention something important.

subsequently, chosen doesnt know how hard it is for dark to exist like this around him, and it never even crosses his mind to consder it.

it is so intertwined in darks code to "kill the chosen one", but he fights it because of how he values the relationship he has with chosen. he may not have experience but something about it is so pure and special to him, plus why not defy alans stupid ass commands?

but he gets exhausted

he consistently wakes up in a bad mood and finds himself with a blade at the sleeping chosen ones throat-

his chosen one

-and oh how it hurts him so.

he loves the chosen one. he makes him feel free, feel like his own being, more than a weapon against the other hollowhead. he finds every moment of exhaustion and effort worth it to be with his chosen one.

which is why it hurts so much when chosen attacks him without second thought.

all it took was a plan too much for chosen and his morals. no matter that the dark lord suffered for him. no matter that the dark lord sacrificed himself for this feeling. why would it matter if he wanted to pursue something of his own?

it hurts when he realises how stupidly easy it is to fight back.

of course his code remains. this feeling is still there, but maybe its more of a curse than anything else. he wants to kill the chosen one, he wants to erase his code from the face of the inter and outernet in such a primally disgusting way that it hurts the dark lord.

it hurts him to do this, but its so so easy to just let himself fight. let the instinct take over.

was it all for nothing?

thanks @krayters for plaguing my mind at this hour, i love these headcanons so much

and dont mind the colours, i was having fun :)

binging s2 of arcane next week but ive seen about 4 episodes of s1 that i barely remember so thisll be fun uh ill probably keep this as a core memory until i turn 25 when i decide to watch the series from start to finish and go "I REMEMBER THAT SCENE" and "OHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW" (i did this with cyberpunk edgerunners and ill do it again)

forehead touching 🤨

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

awww damn, thanks krayters 🫶

my spotify wrapped came early this year?!?!

i think sometimes i need an emergency markiplier to help me out

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

cat appreciation post aka i love my boys

ooooohhh i like this, i like this a lot.

i also love these two so much-

theyre so in love with each other, like maybe dark falls in love with the way chosen exists in this world, the way chosen just shines when he has real freedom.

hes more than his enemy, he is a breath of fresh air, the chill of the wind, the shine of the fake stars in the sky.

he can just be, and watching it is like watching an artist do their work.

(whoops im rambling sorry gang)

stupid loveable stickfigures god damn it

Been thinking about Dark lately. Specifically Dark's perspective of the first day out of the PC.

the fight was a complete whirlwind; he only got to see a bit of the PC, and then they were escaping and into the Outernet.

Everything is different there, beautiful even, but Chosen is experiencing it much differently than Dark.

Dark appreciates it, of course.

But Chosen is overwhelmed with emotion. It's good emotion! He's the happiest he's ever been! There is a light in his eyes where there wasn't before, and Dark is left to wonder what life was like on the PC before he got there.

actually fucking beautiful

i hope, in another universe (cause ive found my place in this one), i can have what dan and phil have

i know this is a christmas post but it sparked something in me

dan and phils relationship is so special

its as intricate as a spiderweb, as wonderful as the stars, as enchanting as the sky

its something id gladly call my roman empire because this is on my mind constantly

here's to fifteen years of christmas together <3

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the guttural urge to write darkcho fanfics at 11pm instead of sleeping is coming for me and i am afraid (jk i hand my sleep schedule to those cursed stick figures on a silver platter)

GRAZRGEHDHHH i need them to be in LOVE and i need it NOWWWWW