Okay…

Crack theory time:

Literally EVERYONE knows that Lucien is not Beron’s son EXCEPT the IC

So, when Feyre points it out for the first time and Rhys is like “how did I not know that! My girl is so smart! 😏”

It’s just like common sense for anyone not in the IC

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10 months ago

I think it’s so cruel of SJM to make Tharion canonically an ass man….

Like, my boy lives UNDERWATER where the majority of people have TAILS (no butts)

It’s so sad 😞

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

2 years ago

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

1 year ago

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

10 months ago

In ACOTAR there are all those “strained leathers”

Do you think the leathers squeak?

Like everything is quiet and then there’s a tense sexual moment followed by a squeak?

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

7 months ago

I’ve had enough of this…

I NEED some type of update on ACOTAR 6

✨ Manifest with me ✨

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

5 months ago

That whole argument over Mor’s drawing in the cabin is ridiculous! it’s obviously

Rhysand + Tamlin

Cassian + Helion

Azriel + Eris

As the three forms with wings and the three with long hair

🙄

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

7 months ago

Elriel this and gwynriel that…

Naah, after ACOSF l think Nesta deserves at least one replication of that one fantasy (you know the one 🫣

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

1 year ago

And I stay winning 🌷🌷🌷

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

1 year ago

I wonder if the ACOTAR world follows the same calendar year as ours

Like what if it takes them a different amount of days for their planet to circle the sun

It could take 200, 400, or even 500 days and because we don’t have any real idea of how their months are structured we wouldn’t even know…..

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shittalkingwiththesuriel

1 year ago

When I first joined Acotar tumblr I followed ALL of the tags because I wanted the most content. Now my feed is a war of ships and pros and antis.

I’m here for the drama tho.

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