Latest Posts by screams-a-bunch - Page 3
angel who hides in an abandoned torah ark
old gods are waking
👑 to live a long life ✨
i havent been able to draw much this year (which makes me sad) but i have to churn something new for danmeshi...
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
fuck it... bird sneaks
I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”
The meme in question
↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought
I absolutely love the cat king in his concept as a character on a show like- his only purpose was to be a reason why they couldn't just leave the town but then they actually had to do something with the character so he just occasionally showed up as a reminder why they couldn't leave and to be a bit of a bitch like- his only contribution to the plot is "fuck shit up and being very, very slutty about it" 10/10 love it
Happy Pride!
did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?
eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together
Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out
brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
