Magnus: Alex! Stop! Why Are You Trying To Kill Him?

I actually did this like, one week before The Ship of the Deads release but look at me always beign late.

I love them with all my heart I repeat I love them with all my heart, I need at least one more trilogy about Magnus the puppy and his gorgeous friends.

MY FRIEND AND HER GF WERE RUNNING FOR PROM KING AND QUEEN AND SHE HAD THE MOST VOTES ON THE BALLOT SO MY PRINCIPAL CHANGED IT TO PROM ROYALTY!!! THEN SHE WENT AND WON IT! I’M SO PROUD

James: Is the equipment secure?

Remus: Check.

James: Wand loaded?

Remus: Check.

James: Did you have breakfast?

Remus: What? That's not on the checklist.

James: I added it because I care about you.

Remus: No, I did not have breakfast.

James: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Remus: [pulls out a breakfast bar] Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

James: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fibre.

*nico shadow travelling up to will* will: babe, I told you no shadow travelling except in an emergency! nico: but babe, it was an emergency! will: what was the emergency, babe? nico: I missed you. will: *softly* babe.

Percy: Hey, Nico, read over the list of supplies as you check them.

Nico: "Food": check. "Armour": check. "Weapons": check. "My heterosexuality": uhh, I seem to have dropped that somewhere.

Percy: *stares into the distance as if he's on The Office*

“There is a small chance that I definitely started the fire.”

— Hermione Granger, when questioned by McGonagall regarding Snape’s robes, 1st Year

Magnus: Hey Sam, can you pass the salt?

Samirah: *throws Alex across the table*

One day, I’d like to have a relationship like:

Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago

Ben Wyatt & Leslie Knope

Raymond Holt & Kevin Cozner

April Ludgate & Andy Dwyer

Jim Halpert & Pam Beesly

These relationships are so healthy? Where can I find myself someone who respects me like that? Where are you?

[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!