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(Definitely read the first two panels)

They're definitely in love (Spidey is sick for it because what do you mean you're glad to be friends with the man who killed you twice)

hey! If ur still writing could u write more deadpool x platonic reader headcannons! 🫶

Platonic deadpool headcanons are coming right up!

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It's likely you met him through a job, at the bar, or through the X-Men

After Vanessa, he's very cautious when becoming friends with non-mutants. If that's the case, then it just takes some more time to get under his skin literally or metaphorically.

If you're capable enough to come with him on his jobs, he doesn't mind the company as long as you stay out of his way when he needs it.

There was once you'd walked right in front of him as he did a "super hero landing," and he'd turned to the side going. "You see this guys he ruined the shot!" He'd whined. "Wade, who are you talking to?" You'd asked, and he shook his head. "The wall... literally." You walked right in front of my landing!" You'd shrugged. "Oopsss."

From then on, you would give him a bit before you walked closer. "There we go! So badass!" He'd shouted once.

"Hey, do you know where my second gun-" He'd walked over to ask you and seeing you about to shoot someone. He'd gasped, pulling out his own gun. "Gang bang!" And you both shot the person at the same time.

"Hehe get it? Gang-bang?"

You didn't get to see his face for the first few months knowing him, and after getting in a rough spot with Al, he'd come to move in with you for a bit.

It was early morning when he'd stumbled in the kitchen, maskless, and watched your back turned making your own breakfast. "What's shakinnn baconnn?" You'd turned with a smile making Avocado toast. "Oh just avoca-" You'd noticed his maskless face and had stopped but raised an eyebrow at him, glaring at your toast. "The fuck is your problem?" He huffed walking of with a mumble of, "stupid avocados, stupid weasel." You were perplexed by that until Wes had busted out laughing when you'd mentioned it and he explained.

Walked back in your apartment covered in blood and immediately ripped his mask off, throwing his guns and other weapons on the couch before grabbing his unicorn. "I'm using your shower...then unicorn timeee~" He'd said in a showtuney voice and dodged when you threw the TV remote at him. "Fucking gross dude you don't need to announce that."

It was a little sad when he went back to Blind Al's place, but also he'd thought you'd want your place back. "Nah, dude, that place has seen so many blood stains you were right at home." You'd said one night when you'd caught up at the bar. "Oh, Metal Balls showed up looking for you, so be on the lookout for shiny Jesus as a Jehova's witness for the X-men." He huffed a laugh at the comment but then groaned. "Want to join me on my next job then?" "Fuck yeah Wilson!"

Talking about obey me with @lanawinterscigarettes

Me: "Asmo probably uses flirting as a coping mechanism, for an example-"

Aeron: "Like you?"

Long pause

Me: "Do you want to repeat that?"

Another pause

Aeron: "...no."

Me: "Anyway!"

dear writers who are slower/take more time with their writing or writers who are on hiatus or writers who are trying to find their voice again, i see you and i love you and you are valid

Alright I've been thinking...most likely to be cam boys in Obey Me? (Edited by @lanawinterscigarettes)

My top three are:

Asmo

Levi

Mammon

I mean it makes the most sense right?

(First time posting my erotica fics, let me know how I did! Might be more coming out depending on the feedback.)

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Asmo is very actively online and has several fans, we know this. Over the years he just thought it might be fun to try stripping down naked for his fans and giving them a show. After he started getting more popular for it and even receiving gifts, money, and even promotions he started having more fun with it. Eventually Lucifer got word of it and asked him forced him to shut it down. But from time to time you'll be able to find old videos resurfacing of him in pretty lingerie, bathrobes, or skirts. Him stroking himself while staring into the camera, the pretty moans he lets out for his adoring fans, or even him getting off to himself in the mirror. But he saves his true self for who he really decides to get it on with.

Meaning you get to see more than what he does for the cameras, more than just the sounds he restricts himself to, and more than he'd ever allow the public to see. For with the person he trusts with himself wholeheartedly with is the one who he is unashamedly himself with. He'll send you videos of himself getting off from time to time. Sometimes, he'll even ask if you'll film videos with him or take pictures. He still does his online videos from time to time, but he's gotten smart about it. He can be found on a website that you have to pay to enter instead of just posting them out there like he used to do.

He straight up just told you after a while and gave you access to his videos/photos himself. He wanted you to "have something to look at when you're in your bed late at night all frustrated, though you could just come see me instead~"

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Now, for Levi, you wouldn't think he'd have the confidence, would you? He partakes in the ones where it's just from his neck down. His channel grew quickly, a lot more quick than he was expecting. But a lot of demons, people, and maybe even angels love the appeal of a faceless cam boy. One who whimpers so softly and sweetly, one who reacts so lewdly to the praises in the comments, and the one who loves to be called a filthy pervert. He won't admit it but he does enjoy being degraded and he is a bit of an exhibitionist he's just shy about it.

Once he got with you he wasn't sure what to do actually. Fans started wondering why his content wasn't coming in as quick as it once did, he soon starting doing it more after that. It's a guilty pleasure of his, being in one of his most vulnerable states as he sees the views and comments pushing him on. He gets off to how many people see his stuff but aren't aware of the fact it's him.

The way you find out is him probably accidentally leaving a browser of his site open on his computer. Later you'll bring it up to him and he'll look away all embarrassed and blushing that you saw his content.

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Mammon will do nearly anything for the right price. Want him to dress up a certain way? Better pay up. Want him bent over or to show off a toy he's using better? You know what button to hit. He's a simple demon when it comes to this business. And hell if he isn't good at the content he puts out. Whatever brings in the big bucks right? He's already a model so him growing his channel won't be a problem at all. Until Lucifer catches wind of it, and just like Asmo that gets shut down fast. But what does he do? Blocks Lucifer and thinks that'll solve the problem once and for all.

Whenever he gets in a bind money wise he's already setting up the camera and slowly taking his clothes off for his viewers. The longer the stream goes on the more money he gets. Which means he will try to edge himself at first but he just ends up overstimulating himself. No one is complaining though with those noises he's letting out as he mainly forgets his embarrassment.

The way you find out for him is probably stumbling across it yourself since it isn't on a private platform. You make an official account that has a username he'd recognize and you donate a hefty amount as far as you can afford. After the stream when he looks at the people who donated the most, so he can see about charging for private videos, and he sees your user. The entire house hears his loud embarrassed shriek.

Diavolo with a ghost child!reader that can't read, speak, or write? The kid never really learned how to and Diavolo just found them some day he was (finally) allowed a break.

If you need a specific gender the reader can be genderfluid/non-binary with they/them pronouns

I find this idea absolutely adorable, I am happy to bring it to reality. And I apologize this took me so long I was quite a bit busy.

All of my work is gender neutral unless otherwise needed.

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Very confused when a child spirit started wandering around the castle.

He's seen spirits quite often around the castle...but not one so young?

Barbatos tells him not to talk to the spirits much, or if he does then not to say too much and to be polite.

He couldn't resist this time, you were just too cute.

He came up to you after watching you from afar and was just wondering why you wouldn't speak to him.

He was a little nerved for a bit until you shook your head at him.

"you can't speak?" He questioned you lightly. When you nodded your head he beamed.

"well I'm going to teach you!"

And that's how your relationship started with the demon prince as your tutor!

Less than a week later he went to Barbatos and convinced him to do it...he wasn't the best teacher. Thus with Barbatos as your mentor you slowly learned how to speak! Barbatos started you off on basic greetings and how to be polite. Since you are attached to the castle you'll probably bump into someone with high status from time to time.

From time to time though there would be times where you would just forget that you can talk now. Or you just wouldn't in general. Diavolo understood and waited until you felt talkative or would just sit with you. Tried to find ways where you could play with certain objects or maybe color but realized you couldn't. That's okay, just point where you want a specific color or item to go and he'll try for you if he has time!

All and all having him around is a lot of fun and he tries to help you the best he can. He's a busy man but he'll make time for you if it can be allowed.

Helluva Boss Masterlist

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Stolas with a reader that's like Asmodeus from Obey me (gn reader)

Glitched lust

(Multi chapter fic)

Fizzmodeus x bodyguard reader (gn reader)

Fizzmodeus x bodyguard reader pt. 2

(Accidentally wrote part two with a male reader. I'll go back and fix it eventually)

@libsterish

Hello! I accidentally posted the work before finishing it so I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you for the compliment and I will do the best I can with this ask. I'd like to give a warning that I don't process emotions in a normal way so I usually 'mirror' or basically mimic other people. I'll try my best and if it seems a little off please let me know.

Though I do like this idea a lot so I'll be doing all 7 of the brothers also because I know someone is going to request all of them for this anyways. If anyone would like a part two with the dateables please let me know.

Did read over it for errors, my punctuation isn't the best though. If you see any errors please let me know.

Lucifer

He never usually intends to hurt anyone with his words or actions it usually just kind of happens. Once he gets going it's hard for him to stop.

Apologizing or admitting he's wrong does not happen often at all.

He'll show you that he's sorry by taking some of your chores, helping you with some school work, buying you an item he knows you've been looking for.

If you start crying he tones down his rant to a whisper quickly makes his point and then just kind of sits there in his chair awkwardly.

After a little while of silence while you are trying to control your sniffles and small sobs. He eventually stands up and holds his arms out for a hug.

He won't and kind of can't outright say sorry so this is the best he can do.

"I'll try my best to not be as harsh, I failed to take your feelings and stress about being here in the first place into consideration."

Now if he were to accidentally scare you somehow you would most probably be met with a laugh he attempts to hide with a cough.

"i-its not funny Lucifer!" You shouted after he had suddenly come around the corner you bumping into him.

"I know, I know I didn't mean to scare you." He said while a corner of his mouth was lifted up in amusement. "Come here it's alright nothing is going to hurt you right now." Pulling you into his arms he wrapped his jacket around you rocking you side to side. "Though I must say you look adorable while frightened."

You squeaked burying your face into the fabric of his shirt squeezing your arms tighter around his waist. "Shut up I am not-" you grumbled lightly shoving at him.

From then on you "accidentally" get startled by him way more often than before that altercation.

Whenever you are particularly blunt or snappy it takes him a second to process it, usually no one would dare say such things to him. "Oh is that so now, MC?" he would say in a sterner tone.

When your eyes started tearing up and you started muttering out apologies he...was confused and didn't know what to do.

Mammon

Mammon's better at hiding most of his emotions behind cockiness.

Whenever one of the brothers tries to intentionally scare you he's all over it, he'll start telling them off immediately. Lucifer was impressed when Mammon held his own against him.

That was until he caught Mammon trying to scare you himself so he scared Mammon as he was scaring you. "Heh, two pointer." He smirked before walking off.

You and Mammon stood there for a bit holding each other.

Both still standing there watching Lucifer walk off you whipped your head towards the avatar. "Wait were you trying to scare me!?"

He jumped back now realizing how close he was to you. "W-what! Of course not! Lucifer just tried to get me you saw! Of course I wasn't actually scared though I just didn't want ya to feel left out is all." He grumbled crossing his arms in front of himself.

When you cry he starts freaking out most of the time.

He'll sit with you and wait for you to calm down before asking you questions.

He had to ask his brothers what to do if you started really freaking out.

If he sells something of yours and you start sobbing over it he'll do his best to try and get it back.

If he can't get the item back he'll put it off as long as he can, but he'll end up asking Lucifer for help eventually.

He absolutely loves to try and embarrass you. Though most of the time he gets embarrassed himself and can accidentally end up hurting your feelings due to his personality type.

All in all he doesn't mean to hurt you and will profusely apologize by giving you small gifts or doing his best to not do it again.

Leviathan

You two must be cut from the same cloth at this rate.

You cry? He cries. You get embarrassed? He gets embarrassed. You get scared? He's right there with you.

You two actually end up accidentally scaring each other quite frequently.

He'll be coming around the corner not paying attention or something akin to that. Playing his game and bump right into you.

"M-MC!? I'm so sorry please forgive me I-I wasn't watching where I was going!" Pink tints the tips of his ears as he dips his head down in a apology.

"I-It's alright Levi you just startled me is all! I wasn't watching where I was going either!" You attempt to step past him but he tried going that way as well.

For the next three minutes you both were like that trying to step around the other too nervous to tell the other what to do.

Gently Levi grabbed both of your shoulders and spun you both around. "Wait I'm sorry I didn't ask I forgot! B-but we are both in the direction we need to go in now..." Trailing off he pulled his game back up to check his progress. "Would you like to come game with me if you aren't busy? O-or we could watch something?" Looking anywhere but at you he awaited your answer.

"I'd be happy to! Let's go!" You grabbed his hand leading him back towards his room. Realizing a few moments later that you had grabbed his hand...meaning you initiated hand holding. You looked back at him just to see him hiding his face behind his unoccupied hand.

Most of the brothers leave the room when you both are around each other and are embarrassed. You both stutter too much in their opinion.

Only ones who don't really get irritated are Beel and Belphie usually just falls asleep anyways.

Levi does love you, he could never say it but he does.

I feel like the only way he would say it at first is in Japanese and very rushed.

He did say it in Japanese once but he made the mistake of saying it around one of the brothers and they told you what it meant on the spot.

"Why'd you have to go and tell them what that means!?" He proceeded to yell his face aflame with red.

Your eyes widened and your face started to match Levi's as well.

If you start seriously crying over anything or have a panic attack he also starts panicking. He'll take a couple of breaths and ask you what you need and wait until you give him an answer.

He'll be shaky but he'll do anything in his power to help you.

Satan

At first he thinks you are like Asmo and you are being theatrical.

Once he realizes that you aren't he feels a little bad.

He'll stop spooking you like he used to or as much as he can.

It can't be helped they are all demons, it's going to happen eventually.

Tries his absolute best to keep his temper and irritation in check when around you.

He appreciates your bluntness in various situations. He also likes it when your personality ticks off Lucifer.

He'll step in and start an argument with Lucifer if his dear older brother decides to offend you in any way.

If you start crying from the fighting he'll cut the conversation short and gently steer you towards his room or the library.

Sometimes he doesn't understand how you can be so open and trusting, he'll lightly scold you for being so naive with demons.

"I just don't understand why you tell us certain things about yourself! I mean aren't you scared at all one of us could use that against you!" He scolded not particularly mad at you just confused.

You looked away from him a sheepish expression on your face. "I'm sorry, I know I'm too trustworthy I've been told that a lot." Taking a shakey breath you continued. "But I love you guys and I know you love me so I have hope you won't hurt me intentionally."

He looked at you tilting his head taking your words into consideration. Letting out a scoff he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Well as glad as I am that you trust me so much, just be careful. Yeah?" Lowering his hand from his face he rested it on your cheek wiping away any tears that may have formed.

He doesn't think any less of you for your rampant emotions. He just feels you should take into consideration how much you let off.

He'll help you with that if you want. Offering himself as an example, giving you books, or just letting you talk and cry to him.

Won't hesitate to put someone in their place for hurting you.

Asmodeus

He doesn't mind it too much at all, he hangs around with a lot of different groups and people not much gets to him anymore.

Though when you get spooked or start blushing like crazy he'll definitely be relentless with his teasing.

He also is one who appreciates the bluntness to an extent of course, he still appreciates it nonetheless.

Will flirt with you as much as he can because he just loves seeing your face all heated! Will also get a bit handsy if you don't outright tell him you don't like being touched.

Though if you manage to tease him back in some way he'll be ecstatic by the return in energy.

If he gets scared at the same time as you he'll let out a sharp shriek and cling to you as you do the same to him.

He'll try and play it off like he was shielding you from the scary party, usually he ends up agreeing he was also startled.

He can be a little rude or critical sometimes. He doesn't mean to a lot of the time he just thinks people should know if they look bad or are in general just wrong.

If he were to accidentally offend you in any way to where you were brought to tears, he'd attempt to fix the situation.

"Oh jeez did that hurt your feelings? Well I am sorry but I do still think that outfit isn't entirely a good idea." He ponders for a second before squishing your cheeks. "Tell you what! We'll take that outfit and coordinate it a little better and then post pictures! Fashion advice from The Asmodeus is a very rare thing to receive my darling!"

You sniffled but rolled your eyes realizing that he just meant well and wasn't trying to hurt you intentionally. "Alright but you're doing all the work because you hurt my feelings!" You huffed standing from where you were seated on his bed.

He winked at you before speaking. "Does that mean I get to undress you as well?~"

You could practically feel the shade of pink that was spreading on your cheeks. "N-NO!" you shouted. "Now sh-shut up and do what you said you were going to do!"

He meant well he really did, he swears upon his own life. Well kind of his life is precious after all~ ;)

All in all he doesn't mind the high emotions very much. If you were to start spiraling he wouldn't be very good at comforting you but he will pamper the hell out of you.

Beelzebub

He doesn't mind all that much.

Seeing all the emotions that all of his brothers have and the fact that they sometimes come to him talk because he'll just listen. He's kind of used to it by now.

If you start crying or are generally upset he'll offer you a snack if he didn't eat it first.

And if you want to talk he'll let you do that too, sometimes he actually has some pretty good advice or solutions as well.

Out of all of the brothers I think he has the best hugs and the most comforting embrace.

He's calm down Satan from fits the rage, Levi from panic attacks, Mammon from anxiety, and so on and so forth.

To say the least he'd be pretty decent at calming someone down.

You had just finished being lectured by Lucifer and we're making your way back to your room. Shakey and tears starting to well up in your eyes you made it to your room sliding down to the floor beside the door. You weren't scared of Lucifer in those moments you simply didn't take well to being scolded, as if you were in your head about how worthless you are.

However on your way to your room you had failed to notice that you had passed by the Avatar of Gluttony himself. You didn't notice him but he definitely noticed you and how distraught you looked. He came to the door that led to your room and gently opened it up. "Hey MC, do you want to talk about it?"

You looked up from him where your head was resting on your knees. Shaking your head you held your hands out to him, silently asking for help up.

He leaned down instead picking you up fully, not reacting to your squeak of surprise much other than a small chuckle. "It's okay to feel bad sometimes, but it's better to not be alone." He said laying you down on your bed joining you soon after himself. Opening his arms he offered himself as an open invitation.

You buried your face in his chest wrapping your arms around his waist tightly. "Thank you Beel I appreciate this, I love you." You mumbled your sniffles starting to subside.

He hummed in acknowledgment putting one of his arms under his head and the other around you. "I love you too MC and I'll always be here when you need me."

In other words he handles it the best out of everyone.

The others might snap on you for your personality sometimes, but he won't. I really can't see him being bothered by how anyone acts. Unless it becomes a big problem to his brothers or disturbs his food times.

Like I know they're demons but this is Beel.

Belphegor

Just like Beel he could honestly care less, but he is a lot more of a brat than Beel.

If he can use your personality to irritate Lucifer in any way possible, he'll do it.

He likes making you jump from time to time.

He doesn't like to remind you of what he did though. Deep down he still feels guilty about that And he's a little irritated everyone just kind of threw it under the rug and forgot about it.

If you start freaking out about anything he'll sit with you and let you talk. He'll lay against you or lay his head in your lap, letting you play with his hair so you have something to focus on.

Don't blame him if he ends up falling asleep though.

Seriously come on he's the Avatar of sloth.

He notices all his brothers have a soft spot for you so he used that to his advantage.

He watched Mammon storm towards him yelling about missing bedding in his room. "MC said they were cold and they liked your stuff because it smells like you." Now that was a lie that they had asked for the stuff, other part easy true though so the lie cancels out in his opinion.

Mammon stopped in his tracks a bashful expression coming across his face. "O-oh really? Of course they'd want my stuff the most! Yeah that's fine just tell them to make sure I get it back soon or I'm stealing theirs!"

He snickered watching Mammon walk off settling back down on the couch. Laying on his back he looked up just to be met with your face. Jumping back up he shouted, "Hey give a man a warning before doing that!" Before laying right back down.

You rolled your eyes plopping down right near him. "oh yeah? What was that all about? Putting the blame on me?"

He shrugged pulling a blanket off the side of the couch on top of him tucking it in under his chin. "What can I say they like you and it makes my life easier."

You looked at him incredulously. "So you don't have a soft spot for me? Is all I am just a justifiable excuse for you to use?" You scoffed standing up to walk past him.

You felt a snatch on your sleeve before an arm wrapped around your waist pulling you down. "Now I never said that." He pulled the blanket over top of you as well tucking his head in the crook of your neck. "You're really important to me too...or whatever. You know what I mean!"

He's an ass but yes he does love you as well.

Chokes him up sometimes if you know what I'm saying.

He lets you steal his pillow for a couple of hours on very rare occasions. Other than that he'll give you one of his regular pillows, blankets, or articles of his upper wear.

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Anyways apologies that took so long to get out, moving has been a pain.

Hi!

Can I request head canons with diavolo from obey me when his s/o doesn't think they have any part in ruling the devildom and it's *just* his kingdom? A s/o who doesn't want to be "queen/king of the devildom" and just wants to be his s/o? Doesn't want the title?

Yes, I absolutely can do this. I always liked the trope where it was royalty x I'm a royal but not necessarily. Now I do have to say I have quite a few ideas for this and I have gotten a request similar, so I'm going to combine them.

Diavolo x not so royal reader

Gender neutral 👍🏻

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Him and nearly everyone else were kinda shocked you didn't want to share his title or glory with him.

He'd have to explain that isn't exactly possible you are royalty by partnership, but he does his absolute best to keep you out of most affairs.

You can't say no to the parties and balls though, he will not let you unless you really don't want to.

Still refers to you with royalty titles as terms of endearment.

He will ask you to attend council meetings since your presence is required. He just lets you sit beside him and hold his hand under the table when he isn't speaking.

Since you insisted on not being publicly announced as a royal he only had a tiny coronation with himself, the angels, and the brothers. Because he just wanted to see the matching crown upon your head. Who can deny him his cute wants?

He dances with you around the whole castle wether it's actual ball dancing or just dancing to what he calls "M/C's funny human music"

Barbatos constantly gets on both of your cases for either sneaking out or doing stuff not befit for royals.

His usual polite smile was very strained when he caught you and his lord having a paintball fight in the ballroom.

"do either of you want to explain what's going on here?"

You both came to a standstill hearing the butlers voice over your head sets. Peaking out from your hiding place you saw Barbatos by the door you swore was locked with his arms loosely crossed. Across the room from you, you could see Diavolo peaking his head out from under the staircase.

"Ah Barbatos yes I was simply testing the humans reflexes nothing more." Diavolo stood out from under the stairs swinging his paintball gun to rest on his shoulder. "Isn't that right my dear?"

You blinked at him for a couple of moments before standing as well clearing your throat. "Yes that is definitely what is going on at the moment. He wanted to make sure that I could respond quickly to physical things."

Raising a eyebrow Barbatos looked at you both knowingly. "Right of course that is what is happening, then do you want to explain why exactly you have chosen these small balls with paint in them? Instead of let's say small spells."

Sighing and taking his helmet off Diavolo looked at his butler knowing he'd been caught. "Alright we were just having a little bit of human worldly fun, we will clean the mess up that we have made and get back to our duties."

Barbatos turned to the door to walk out. "Oh no I will be cleaning the mess up myself," he snapped his fingers and all the mess started slowly disappearing. "Though you both will still be doing your duties just in separate offices instead of together like normal."

You huffed in annoyance. "Oh come on that's not fair!" You started removing your gear to hand to his out stretched hands as Diavolo was doing as well.

Placing a hand on your shoulder your beloved placed a kiss on your cheek. "No it is fair we caused some damages in our game and avoided important matters, I shall see you when we finish our tasks."

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Meanwhile at the HOL

Lucifer sat at his desk smirking slightly. Because a few days prior both the demon Prince and the human had played a prank on him. Diavolo that morning had let it slip they'd having a paintball fight. "Well good keep Barbatos informed of matters that could hurt his master." He shrugged putting down his D.D.D letting out a chuckle.

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Let me know if you liked it!

Headcanons of how would it be like as Simeon, Barbatos, and Diavolo's gender neutral s/o?

I wasn't completely sure if you just meant general dating headcannons or how'd they would react to a gender neutral partner. So I just did a bit of both, and apologies this took me so long I wasn't doing very well mentally.

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Simeon

He'd be supportive of nearly anything you decide though you might have to explain it a little.

He's very patient and understanding when it comes to you.

He absolutely loves listening to anything and everything you talk about. Even if he already knows it, he will still listen to you as if he's never heard it before.

Meets you at the door of the HOL every morning to walk with you to school, much to Mammon and the other brothers misfortune. Same time every day and will bring you some sort of small breakfast.

He's fine with pda as long as it is brief other than holding your hand on walks or pecks on the cheek. He believes that more intimate things should be saved to a place where you both can appreciate each other without interruption.

Occasionally asks you to do the most random of things to see how to write things in one of his stories. Ranging to you have kissed him in the rain, he has lifted you up to reach something, has spun you in the air in various ways, ect.

Asks you to read over his works while you sit with him. Typically he will rest his head on top of yours, on your shoulder, or if he gets clingy he will lay with his face in the crook of your neck wrapping his arms right around you.

His kisses are typically feather light (pun ha) or they are the type to accidentally leave you wanting more. He loves placing his forehead to yours to stare into your eyes afterwards.

Teaches you how to cook his BLT's so Beel will stop coming to him at the most random of moments.

Pulls you into his side whenever you are both in a crowded area or when demons start to get a bit rowdy for his liking.

If a demon were to get close enough to you or even show a sign of harming you his wings automatically pop out.

Hearing the sounds of feathers behind you, you were about to turn to look when you felt someone's arms around you their wings. They loop around and you can see white in the corner of your vision hearing Simeon quietly say. "Do we have an issue?"

After he gets distance between you and the opposer he smiles at you softly. "Are you alright my dove?"

Barbatos

He makes sure your comfort always comes first and does his best to make you feel comfortable in your own skin.

He'd already be pretty educated on gender identities, that or he has seen into your timeline anyway and has already learned as much as he could.

With how much he attempts to wait on you it can get a bit overwhelming at times. Just grab him and sit him down and tell him to take a break as you sit in his lap and he'll melt.

He's not very expressive so he shows his love for you with acts of service or he'll get you various types of gifts.

He doesn't show it but when other people get too touchy with you he gets a little jealous. He'll politely smile but they way he smiles is eerie and other demons end up backing off.

He doesn't really say 'I love you' instead he'll say things like 'I cherish you" or 'I don't know how I lived without you'

We all know he's scared of mice or rats so that's your job to dispose of them. He'll gladly set up the traps though, unless for some reason you don't like killing them he'll see if there's some kind of warding spell he can find.

Leaves small love notes or reminders in your bags or locker to both remind to to take care of yourself and to make sure you know he's thinking about you.

If you care that much about your appearance he's actually very good with makeup and hair and he either helps you often or asks if he can try things out on you.

Flowers he absolutely loves getting you flowers and leaving them in pretty vases in your room at the HOL. Every so often he'll even give you a flower while coming to pick you up for RAD.

Need I say it? Tea, he'll make tea for nearly every occasion. Want to relax? Tea. Upset at something or someone? Tea. You're sick? Tea. He feels as if it helps with relaxing and also it has benefits depending on what type it is.

In formal events or places where he ends up in his demon form he likes wrapping his tail around your waist or wrist. He finds it comforting to know how close you are to him.

Appreciates it if you help him out with his duties and if you choose to help every so often he'll come over to where you are and kiss you on the cheek or lips lighty whispering 'thank you for your help'

Diavolo

He is a golden retriever, I'm sorry but he is. Anything that makes you happy it in return makes him happy to see you feeling joy.

Whatever you ask him to be supportive of he will do it without question, as long as it isn't too strange and it doesn't put anyone in danger.

He'll always love you for you even if some of your ways, habits, or hobbies are strange.

He might need some things explained to him or he'll just go to Lucifer or Barbatos.

If you had any hobbies in the human realm and you had to stop due to being well kidnapped. He'd buy you the best supplies the devildom could offer. And if the devildom didn't have it? Time to go on a field trip to the human realm.

He enjoys having Barbatos set up small tea get togethers with you whenever he has the time.

Usually whenever he is free he'll tell you or just come see you anyway. If he wants you bad enough he'll find you.

Since y'all got together you've had a plethora of people either completely avoiding you or being nicer and more polite to you than normal.

Whenever a demon will get a little too 'polite' Barbatos will seemingly appear out of nowhere with a kind hand on your shoulder.

If Diavolo shows up he's a tad more open about his message for someone to back off and leave you alone. After all you are his, aren't you?

Has shown up to the house of Lamination uninvited just to grab you and say. "Impromptu sleep over, I hope none of you mind!" And they can't say anything to stop him.

He knows you have your own clothes over at the castle but he makes sure you end up in his anyways.

In that huge bed of his he usually sleeps in his demon form as it brings a sort of comfort to him. But if you don't particularly like it for some reason he'll put it away and just hold you normally.

Now if you DO like it then he'll wrap his wings around you with his arms tight around your hips and his face pressed into your stomach or chest.

Play with his hair and rub his horns and he is out like a damn light.

He makes a strange noise that sounds like purring but not quite. You thought he was growling at you the first time it happened.

He loves you and would give you the world if he absolutely could.

Alright again I'm sorry it's been taking me so long to put stuff out, I really haven't been well in the head and I apologize for that. Sorry if there are grammar or punctuation mistakes. I hope you like it!

Did you get a request? It's headcanons of how would it be like as Simeon, Barbatos, and Diavolo's gender neutral s/o. Thanks!

Yep I got it! I'll be starting on it as soon as I can!

Omg toga waking up the reader early in the morning just for like. Absolutely no reason other than to bother them lol

Toga is an amazing character and I love her so much. Gender was not specified so I will be writing for a gender neutral reader.

Content warning: Reader being a villain, Toga being adorable

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You were woken up with a bunch of being shaken around, small whiney shouts of your name and a weight on your hips. So being a villain that is not the best way one should choose to wake you up. Flipping what you assumed was a threat over on it's back you peered down only to see your crazy lover Himiko Toga. "Was it really necessary to wake me up like that darling?" You grumbled now sitting on her as she was doing to you.

She put a finger to her chin as if thinking about her answer. "No, it wasn't necessary but I missed you! Also I should wake you up like this more often if it means I get pinned under my most favorite person in the world!" She exclaimed giggling in excitement.

You thought for a moment and proceeded to flop your entire body weight on top of her. "Awe I'm your most favorite person? I'm honored, though I did remember you saying you cut the people you like and well I'm clean?" You questioned leaning down to place kisses on the outside of her mouth.

She grumbled before muttering. "If you keep missing with those kisses of yours I might actually decide to cut you." Pouting she batted her eyes up at you.

You shrugged wrapping your arms around her middle. "Take them yourself if you want them so bad I'm tired." You muttered placing your head in the crook of her neck nuzzling into it.

She laughed quietly trying to push you away. "Quit that it tickles!" She exclaimed grabbing you by your chin and placing her lips upon yours licking your bottom lip. She figured if you can't beat them might as well have them do something else.

You hummed against her lips opening your mouth and allowing her tongue to explore your mouth. Smiling softly as you enjoyed the lazy start of a make out. "Hm I might not mind as much if this is what I get out of you walking me up." You pulled away to whisper against her lips before going back in wrapping a hand loosely around her neck.

The door suddenly clicked open you both heard someone cough. "I hate to interrupt but handyman wanted us downstairs." You both turned towards the voice who turned out to be Dabi as he rolled his eyes leaving the room. "Lock the door next time!" He shouted from halfway down the hall.

You chucked rolling your eyes as well. "Now that everyone who heard him thinks we were fucking I believe we should get up." You released her from your hold rolling off of her and towards the small dresser you both shared.

She scoffed coming up behind you wrapping her arms around your waist. "Do you really mind that everyone thinks that? I mean everyone already knows we have." She giggled dipping her fingers into your waistband.

"I only mind because we unfortunately weren't this time, because apparently we can't have a peaceful morning around here." You sighed turning around in her hold to give her a quick kiss before handing her some clothes. "Here get dressed we have stuff to do."

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Feedback is always appreciated! I tried writing a little bit of spice so idk if I did that good!

Okay I know its, like, the end of fucking July but I read your most recent deadpool hcs and now I HAVE to get the low down on how he celebrates Halloween with his s/o. Like imagine him literally ripping off his arm as part of the costume and constantly getting complimented on how "real" it looks lmao

Ok so Halloween is like my favorite holiday EVER, so the way I rushed to do this when I finally saw your ask.

He's so hype for Halloween because he can just go out as himself and not feel bad about how he looks.

Totally dressed up as Freddy Krueger just because he didn't have to do much work to make it look good.

He kept joking that he was now on par with wolverine because he did get the Kruger claws.

Another time he went as a zombie and just ripped one of his armsboff just to keep pointing at everything with it

"Accidentally" slapped someone with his dismembered limb.

He always gets so many complaints about how good he looks so that does make him feel slightly better about himself.

He kept trying to get you to dress in his Deadpool suit but you said no because "that thing is practically threaded together with cocaine at this point"

If you guys aren't walking around but instead handling out candy to kids he'll get on the roof and jump down at a lot of them.

"hey honey it's almost time to go!" You yelled towards Wade referring to a party you both were invited to a party at the academy by Colossus.

He groaned throwing on the green and red striped sweater. "It's probably gonna be boring though! I mean it's mainly going to be smart assed kids and adults with sticks up their asses!" He shouted back coming over to where you were pulling you to him by your waist. "Maybe we can just stay here instead and have our own fun."

Laughing you pushed him back. "We can have our fun later, for right now I know you love Halloween so we are going to go to this damned party. Plus don't you want to spike the punch or something." You said opening a cabinet that had stored alcohol.

He gasped offended. "I would never do such a thing! How did you even know that was in there? Not that I put it in there or anything." Leaning over you as he spoke you closed the cabinet.

You scoffed at him looking him up and down. "You totally would and you know it! You "accidentally," you held up your fingers to make a quoting gesture, "put cocaine on some donuts saying it was powdered sugar and them gave them to Logan!"

He crossed his arms with a laugh. "Yeah but I know he won't die from something like that so technically it was all in good fun!" He started laughing harder at the memory of Logan being hunched over for a bit from consuming that much of the drug in that way.

You stifled your own laughter trying to reprimand him for his actions. "Alright it was admittedly a bit funny, but there's going to be children there this year so he careful." You warned him walking over and wrapping your arms around him.

"Alright fine I won't pull to many stunts if that makes you feel better. But I better get a reward for playing nice." He grumbled picking you up to place you on the counter.

You shrugged your shoulders pulling him in by his shirt collar. "I don't know maybe if you're on your best behavior I'll give you one." You murmured against his lips before crashing yours to his.

He pulled you closer to himself wrapping your legs around his waist before kissing you back with fervor. He pulled away smirking at you "can't keep your hands off me for long can you?"

You rolled your eyes pushing him off and hopping off the counter. "Nope not when it comes to you Wade, now let's get to that party!"

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

This is honestly like so perfect! They are all written so well and you wrote so much more than I expected. Thank you!!! 🥰🥰

don’t mind me~

om brothers x poly!reader

wc : 2.k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : why should you keep your hands to yourself if you’re dating all 7 of them?

a/n : I was basking in slutty vibes while writing this and I enjoyed it. Requested by @your-next-daydream​ 

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hellooo, may i please request an obey me leviathan fic where he attempts to comfort an mc that's mourning the death of their younger brother? ^^;

i apologize if you're not comfortable w/ this T_T ; feel free 2 delete it if u arent!

Nope, I am completely comfortable doing this! Though please forgive me if I can't get the mourning part spot on. I have a hard time with emoting properly so I'll do my best. And once again I'm still not that far in the game so if there's something I got wrong please let me know and I'll correct it. One more thing you didn't clarify how the brother died so I just made something up- and I also didn't want to use the anniversary death troupe so I just made something up.

Content warning: sibling death, car accident, survivor's guilt

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Leviathan always wondered why you got so sad when a younger brother was ever mentioned. He always thought you looked like you were missing something he just couldn't figure out what it was. For example whenever Luke was around you'd look at him as a friend but Levi always thought you looked like an older sibling to him. When he brought it up to you as an anime troupe you looked at him and laughed but it didn't reach your eyes. I mean was there something you weren't telling him? He's your boyfriend you know you can trust him right?

He'd been walking back to his room his nose in a new manga he was absolutely engrossed in. "I'll have to ask MC to come over later and re-read it with me, they'll like this one!" He was about to open is door but he heard crying within his own room. He slowly pushed open the door and there you were in his bathtub holding your knees to your chest. He was taken a back for a moment before coming in closing his door dropping the manga on his desk before stepping over to the edge of the tub. "M-M/C? Are you okay?" He said in a whisper watching as you looked up at him with wide eyes at being caught. Reaching out his arms he allowed you to make the choice of if you wanted him around.

You grabbed his hand pulling him in the tub with you curling into his side. "when'd ya get here?" You muttered in between hiccups. "I didn't mean to disrupt anything I'm sorry..." You trailed off into a babbling mess about how you were sorry and didn't mean it.

He tilted his head before taking one of his hands and shakily wiping the tears from your face. "y-you're fine there's no need to apologize. Can you breath for a bit and then tell me what happened?" He watched you nod your head and he pulled your face into his chest. It nearly broke his heart when you gripped on to the t-shirt he was wearing as if he'd leave you.

It took you a while to calm down before finally grabbing the courage to speak about your problem. "Today Luke called me his older sibling and I am really glad about that, but he reminds me quite a lot of my actual little brother." You paused stifling another sob before continuing. "And my little brother died in a car accident...that was my fault." You couldn't stifle your cries this time latching on to Levi once again.

He widened his eyes not even aware of this. "M/C it's not your fault! All things happen for a reason as horrible as they can be." He pulled you away looking you in the eyes. "I don't care what your head or anyone else tells you it isn't your fault." He said with a passion trying his best to make you feel better.

You looked at him and let out a broken chuckle. "I can always rely on you to be here for me. I love you so very dearly." You pecked him on the lips watching the pink form on his cheeks wrapping your arms back around his middle. "It kinda was my fault though if I hadn't distracted dad by talking he would have seen the car coming towards us. Then he'd still be here."

It sounded muffled from where you had your face squished against him but he understood most of it. "that is nothing to blame yourself for. What do you call it? Survivors guilt I think is what you have. You simply speaking doesn't give you a reason to blame yourself for a life you didn't take." He was trying is best to convince you but to be fair he didn't know how long you'd been carrying this for.

Nodding your head you sniffled before looking up at him. "Thank you for being here for me Levi, though I am sorry about ruining your shirt." You let out a broken chuckle wiping your eyes.

Looking down he also let out a small snicker. "No no it's fine I'd do anything to make you smile and laugh again. My shirt was simply a necessary plot point I suppose." He rubbed the back of his neck.

"well either way I'm still thankful for you." Leaning up you pressed a kiss against his cheek smiling at him. "You help me so much wether you are aware of it or not."

Pink burst across his cheeks his normal embarrassed personality finally rearing it's adorable head. "W-well it's whatever y-you need you'll always have your l-lord of the shadows or whatever." He looked away a pout on his face.

Reaching a hand up you pulled his face towards yourself. "Of course and you'll always have your Henry by your side."

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I am so terribly sorry with how late this is! I have had like no motivation lately so that is completely my fault. I hope this finds you well and is up to your standards.

yo can u make some saiki k x reader dating headcanons (gender neutral reader)? kinda where they just let the friendship develop into a relationship or something LMAO thanks 🙏

Why yes I can! Forgive me if I can't write him properly I absolutely love his character and I relate to him a lot. He's just difficult to write for- also I haven't seen the show in a while so I may have forgotten a few details.

If you just had a crush on him and he knew I feel like he'd avoid you. So you now have the power to control whether you want or don't want to have your mind read.

He doesn't really interact with anyone unless they pique his interest.

He has a tendency to just stare at you without "saying" anything and then just walk away.

He didn't start having any feelings towards you until you gave him an extra sweet you had on you. You then went on to ask what his favorite was and of course it's coffee jelly. Soon after you surprised him by bringing some and he was super grateful.

He really appreciates you because you are a balance between him and his more chaotic peers.

That's another way he realized he enjoyed your company more than others.

That was when the group was out getting ramen and you couldn't come.

He didn't find it as enjoyable without you being there.

At one point he even started avoiding you to see if these feelings were true or not.

He couldn't even last a couple of days before he was back to walking with you home.

He one day just outright asked why he couldn't read your mind he'd been stumped and couldn't figure it out.

You turned to him surprised "are you the one that's been trying to get through my barrier?"

All he did was nod and stopped walking to stare at you. "So how can you do it." He said projecting into your head. "But I can still speak to you."

You shrugged "Seems like people just can't read it, but they can still do other things I suppose." You continued walking ahead.

"Why do you block it though?" He followed into step beside you reaching your house.

You sighed before looking at him. "Go ahead and come inside just be quiet so my mom doesn't hear you." You mumbled sneaking him up the stairs and into your room. "It's just safer to block it. Plus I didn't know at the time who had the mind reading ability so I wanted to be safe. "Wait...Saiki is in my room. Well this is strange." You thought to yourself now realizing the situation at hand.

You both had spent all night asking each other questions and actually doing things together. Though he won every board game you had to offer or even the video games. You still both had a lot of fun. The night ended with him falling asleep on your shoulder and eventually you falling asleep resting against him.

A couple of months later and you two were never seen without the other one. And you usually ended up linking your arm with Saiki whenever you both were walking together.

He'd come over to your house by teleporting and you'd both spend time together most of the time you had some sort of sweet waiting for him and he'd bring along something for you.

Soon after you git closer rumors started to spread that you two were in a relationship. And neither of you bothered to correct them. Just Saiki saying "good grief" every time someone bothered you two.

One day you were over at his house for once and you sat him down with a sigh. "I'm going to take down my barriers and let you read my mind."

He looked at you his eyes widened a little. "There's no need if you don't want to. But why did this come up?"

You looked away hugging your arms to yourself. "I have a confession and I feel as if it'd be easier to show you than to say it." You said and relaxed yourself and then let the barriers go.

Saiki waited a moment before deciding to take a look and he was awed at what he saw.

All the memories you both had together flashed by and he felt pure adoration behind your memories of him.

If he understood correctly you were conveying you liked him.

"Yeah I do like you, so that's all I wanted to show you." You thought to yourself knowing he'd hear it that time. "If you want to decline I un-"

He cut you off from your thoughts flashing the same memories back at you expressing that he was happy that he had someone who understood him and was there with him. "I have grown quite fond of you as well, so yes I accept your confession."

Feel free to put in more requests if you'd like!

can u

write mc asks barbatos to say something italian to them

Ok, two warnings in advance. 1. I don't know Italian so I'm using Google translate and 2. I haven't gotten very far in the game to get to know his character that well so forgive me if he's out of character. I absolutely love this man and I am so excited to write this thank you for requesting! Also this is not in the obey me lesson timelines this is just a separate thing. You and Barbatos have met on multiple occasions and both have feelings for each other.

Content warning: gender neutral reader, implied relationship between Diavolo and Lucifer, no real warnings I just fucking love this man.

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You had been summoned to Diavolo's estate for afternoon tea so he could ask you questions about the program. Which is exactly what led you to standing in front of the gates wondering how you were supposed to get in.

Turning around to just call Diavolo to open the gates you heard a creak behind you. "Apologies to keep you waiting, please come in I shall take you to Lord Diavolo." You heard a voice that was all too familiar speak from behind you. Turning back towards the gates you were met with the sight of Barbatos bowing slightly and extending a hand to invite you inside.

Taking his hand you allowed yourself to be led inside. "No no it's ok! I should have called or something before arriving." You rubbed the back of your neck sheepishly before realizing you were still holding his hand while it was gloved you were still slightly embarrassed.

As if noticing some sort of discomfort he pulled his hand away gently before walking forward. "Please come with me this way or shall we keep the young master waiting?" He turned his head to look at you and you swear you saw the hint of a smile upon his face.

Walking forward to follow after him you shot him a smile of your own. "Yeah well I probably shouldn't do that. I mean he has been very kind to me." You said while continuing to follow him down the various halls to a veranda of sorts.

He pulled out the chair opposite of Diavolo and slightly inclined his head. "Here you are MC, and Master Diavolo I was told to inform you Lucifer may call you here soon and that you should keep a look out for that." He said before promptly leaving the room.

Diavolo nodded to him before turning his attention to you. "So! How has schooling been going for you? I've heard a lot of good things from your teachers! Though if you were to fall behind I'd understand, I know it must be hard learning something new without starting at the beginning." Smiling at you he took a drink from his cup and gestured to the small finger foods in front of you both.

You grinned at him carefully grabbing one of the small snacks. "It's been going pretty well actually. I probably wouldn't have gotten this far if it wasn't for the brothers helping me study. Though the only two I actually complete any type of studying with would be Satan or Lucifer when he isn't busy." You muttered placing the snack in your mouth.

Suddenly Barbatos stepped back in the room. "I hate to intrude but the phones for you Lord Diavolo." He quietly spoke holding out a phone to Diavolo.

"Ah yes my sincerest apologies MC I shall be right back after I answer this. Barbatos please entertain them in my absence." He stepped out the room with that picking up the call.

Barbatos walked over to you leaning against the railing. "Being Royalty calls for being able to up and leave at any time. I hope you can forgive that." He was looking off to the side while he spoke. He looked absolutely beautiful in the devildom's moonlight.

You nodded your head quickly. "Y-yeah I understand! I mean he has a lot of responsibilities I don't expect him to just ignore them for a small tea party of sorts.

He also nodded his head still looking off to the side. "Well then I am glad to hear that. Not many people respect that. As much love as he gets that still comes with some hatred for him."

At that moment Diavolo strode back into the room. "I really don't like to do this but MC could we reschedule? Some highly important business has come up and I simply can't put it to the side this time." He looked at you apologetically. "Though I will have Barbatos escort you back to the House of Lamination, unless you both would like to finish the tea and snacks so they don't go to waste." He declared and for a moment it seemed as if he shot Barbatos a knowing look.

You looked up at Barbatos with a small smile. "I wouldn't be opposed to the idea if you aren't? I mean unless you don't want to?" You questioned looking away attempting to hide the hue on your cheeks.

"As much as I don't like to leave Lord Diavolo's side if he wants me to stay then I shall." He responded sliding out the chair where Diavolo was previously seated.

Diavolo grinned before starting to back out the door. "amazing! I'll leave you both to it I will be taking my leave now! MC I promise I will reschedule this for another time." And then he was gone.

A maid then walked in speaking in a different language than the one you knew. You watched as Barbatos replied to her smoothly and effortlessly. And then you watched as the maid took away Diavolo's cup and plate soon coming back with new ones for Barbatos.

You tilted your head at him once the maid left. "What language was that if you don't mind me asking? It sounds familiar I just don't remember what it is."

He hummed taking a sip out of the new glass and then delicately setting it down. "It was Italian apologies if it seemed like I was excluding you she just doesn't know English all that well and said she didn't wish to accidentally disrespect your language."

You widened your eyes a little in surprise waving a hand in the air. "I wouldn't have minded I mean I can barley speak my own language half the time." You finished with a small giggle. "Do you think you could speak some Italian for me?"

He shrugged his shoulders at your request. "Is there anything specific you'd like me to say? I'm quite fluent in the language." He crossed his legs looking at you expectingly.

You thought to yourself for a moment before just smiling at him holding your face in your hands. "Nah you could just surprise me!"

He took a breath now thinking to himself for a moment before quickly saying. "Mi piaci davvero ma non ho avuto il coraggio di dirtelo." he looked away as soon as he said it clearing his throat a light pink dusting his cheeks.

You noticed how he looked away seemingly embarrassed but you didn't understand why at the time. "oh? And what does that mean?"

He stiffened mumbling the English translation under his breath not sure you heard him right you asked him to repeat himself. "I really like you but I didn't have the courage to tell you." Glancing at you to see your reaction he offered you a small smile.

You looked at him shocked. Diavolo's most prized Butler and also this very attractive demon actually...liked you back? "Wait really or are you just messing with me? I mean I like you too I just never expected you to actually like...me?" Rambling you didn't notice he had come to kneel in front of you placing a gloved finger to your lips.

He nodded his head affirming that yes he did indeed like you. "I have had an interest in you ever since I first say you but I never expected that I'd fall in love with you. If you'll have me I'm yours but don't feel obligated to accept." He whispered looking down.

You took a a breath steeling your nerves before placing both of your hands on the sides of his face leaning his head up to look at you. "Yes I accept your love and as long as you will have me I am yours as well." You leaned forward sealing it with a kiss.

Standing he stood you up with him only to deepen the kiss and he pulled away after a few moments smiling. "Thank you and ti amo MC." (I love you)

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Meanwhile in the hallway.

"did you get that on record Lucifer?" A hushed voice whispered. "Yes I did Diavolo but I still don't understand why we set this up." He turned around facing the prince.

He looked at him exasperated. "Because it was getting sad watching one of my closest friends look at them with suck longing. And he gave me a push when I looked at you like that! So I simply gave them a little push that they needed!"

"what was that?" They both heard from inside the room. "Retreat!" Diavolo shouted taking Lucifer's hand and quickly walking down the corridor. "Oh the things I do for you Lord Diavolo."

And the end! Please let me know if I got anything wrong or if the writings bad! Please have a good day/night!

Deadpool's reaction to s/o wanting to learn sarcasm as they don't understand it.

I honestly admit I have no clue how to write for this ask so I did my best. Please let me know if it is not sufficient.

"you don't understand sarcasm?" Wade asked in response to you not understanding a sentence he has said. "Well I didn't mean that literally. Sarcasm is kind of like expressing that you don't like something without outright saying it I guess? Or just a way to mess with someone." He shrugged wrapping his arms around you from behind snaking his hands into your shirt. "I actually don't quite know how to explain it.

You nodded your head turning around to face him. "So is it kinda like the phrase "no shit Sherlock?" If so it's just a way to annoy someone or just to add more sass to a comment?" You looked down to where he stuffed his face into your stomach.

He lifted his head up slightly to meet your questioning stare. "I mean yeah I suppose that makes sense. I actually don't know how to explain it. Kinda just comes naturally to me." He muttered putting his head under your shirt this time. He chuckled darkly before starting to blow raspberries against your belly.

You started giggling taking your arms from around him to instead try and push him away. "Wade enough quit that!" You said in between breaths as he lifted you up throwing you on the couch. "I'm serious quit tickling me!"

"you see as much as I'd love to do that," he paused leaning up to tap his lip, "quite frankly I don't want to!" He shouted reaching his hands back under your shirt to resume his ministrations. "Oh there you go that's an example of sarcasm! I actually wouldn't love to stop tickling you!"

You grabbed his face pulling him down to kiss you and he stopped in his tracks. "Ok lesson learned professor now will you please quit?" You peered up at him sweetly.

He smirked placing both of his hands on the sides of your head. "Now when you ask like that how could I say no?" He murmurs leaning down to kiss you again before moving kisses down your jaw to your neck....

As short as that was I hope it suffices. Apologies for being so late!

Your Toga headcanons were so good! Thanks for writing them for me <33

Of course!!!

you know what would be so cute?? Toga and the reader doing their makeup together. <33

Gender neutral reader

This is so cute but so short 😭

seeing her do her own eyeshadow for the first time was TERRIFYING because she uses her knife to get the edges so clean

"yeah that's how I've always done my eye makeup? It was easier to do it that way than free handing it!" Giggling she grabbed your face leaning closer giggling, "Now it's your turn darling!" promptly bringing her knife to your face with care.

you are her test dummy for any of the new things she wants to try out

Grabbing a few containers she set them down next to you before placing herself in your lap. "What exactly are you doing?" You questioned brushing some of her hair behind her ear placing your hands on her waist. "We are going to try gems they just look like so much fun!" She exclaimed starting what turned into a long and tedious process. Once finishing she huffed her tongue peaking out. "Yeah as pretty as this is it took wayyyy to long." Leaning forward you nipped at her lips "yeah but I got to have you on my lap for more than an hour without you moving around all that much so I'm not complaining" you whispered against her lips before connecting them.

Actually like doing your makeup TOGETHER is so much fun! Either one of your will start playing music and just it's lovely!

Looking over at her she had her brows furrowed in concentration "hey can you turn your music on pretty please!" She shouted breaking you out of your trance. "Hm? Oh yeah sure!"

Criticism is appreciated! I'm still in the beginner phase!