Plebeen - The Dad You Wish You Had

Honestly I am so done atp the universe needs to drop a down bad man right into my lap. I really wanna experience love before this world fucking perishes.

"I saw pale kings and princes too,

Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;

They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci

Thee hath in thrall!’

I saw their starved lips in the gloam,

With horrid warning gapèd wide,

And I awoke and found me here,

On the cold hill’s side.

And this is why I sojourn here,

Alone and palely loitering,

Though the sedge is withered from the lake,

And no birds sing."

- John Keats, La Belle Dame Sans Merci (excerpt)

I love when an IP is so fucking old and ironclad and its core modern audience is so indecipherable and hard to easily segment that their social team just does whatever

Joan Didion’s home

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

Simeon Nijenhuis, Netherlands new work 2025 Early Breakfast oil on panel 34 x41 cm

Jane Austen // Nizar Qabbani

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Soooo fucking funny and fascinating that Disney higher ups or Zegler's coaches or whoever clearly instructed her to talk about the Snow White LA remake in a certain way to garner conversation around it - 'it's better than the original, we're excited to have a female character not defined by her love interest, etc etc' all the most basic common talking points for these stupid remakes. Like. They Encouraged Her to talk about the film like that. That's part of the job, talking to the press, there is no way in hell she wasn't coached and given these talking points. And when it exploded into controversy because people were pissed the lead actress seemed to have disdain for the source material?

Well, of course then Corporate Disney(TM) hung her out to dry completely and let her take the brunt of the hatred online. All of the insane targeted harassment she was already receiving due to her skin tone AMPLIFIED. Of course there were crickets from Disney as they scrambled to fix what they'd fucked (the whole film, conceptually, as a whole, was never going to be good, but those CGI dwarves, woof). The dogshit treatment she's had to endure and all that for a fucking garbage live action remake... if I were her I'd be going John Wick mode at Disney headquarters