You mean not the first or the last today, right?
A lot.
Yes
Someone else is doing a much better job than I could, that’s for sure.
Your wife goes out for a few hours three or four times a week, but never tells you where or why. You’re starting to suspect she’s having sex with someone else - but you know better than to ask. She wouldn’t like it if you did.
Oops, I had no idea I left my browser open. Oh well, now you know.