Trying To Be Responsible In The Silliest Way I Can Think Of So I Can Ignore That I've Been Losing My

are you guys disappointed in me...

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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hey so i’m braindumping but has anyone ever thought abt the transgender potential of like. a member of the fey clan. probably but im gonna talk abt it anyway.

you are small. and the women of your village loom over you in more ways than one. they are different in a way that is unlike you. maybe you are born to one of the powerful ones, a strong bloodline, your ability all but guaranteed. you are fussed over, coddled, the legacy of your mother and her mother and her mother’s mother. you will be powerful one day. but as time passes, you are not. you cannot change your body, cannot change your mind, cannot force yourself into the corners to make room for a new conciousness, be someone you are not. you are different in a way that is unlike them. maybe you wish you could. maybe this shows you something about yourself. maybe all it shows you is that those who coddled you only did so for the power they assumed you would bring them. maybe you are alone. maybe you were only ever meant to be yourself.

ALTERNATIVELY.

you are small. from a young age you know that you are not special. you envy the other girls around you, their community, the hushed whispers you can’t quite hear, the spaces that feel like home but deny you entry. they are a part of something large. you are a fragment, something small, built to support their weight. and yet you grow. there is power in you that people are convinced is wrong. it doesn’t belong to you, they are sure, but it is so familiar. it is you. you find yourself in others. not just the ones you can be, now, the ones whose voices you can return from the dark. the ones who always cared for you, loved you despite and because of whatever you felt had fragmented within you. the ones who knew you were something bigger, something familiar. there is power in finding yourself. there is power in finding home.

schlip schlorp take me to your leader

elvii that I want to create but don’t have enough time for

Dehydrated elvis

Lactose intolerant elvis

Elvis based off of that group of skydivers

Elvis Nixon

Conservative uncle Elvis

Gen Alpha Elvis (based off of @gen-z-elvis )

Vegan/Vegetarian Elvis who doesn’t eat lizards and beetles

Elvii based off of increasingly obscure satellites

Horse Girl Elvis

Therapy Elvis (I know @elvissupportgroup exists but I need something more private)

Tech support hotline Elvis

Influencer Elvis

Some guy who created Elvis as a dnd character and dimension shifted to tumblr and is very confused

Orb maker Elvis

I’m sure some of these already exist

feel free to add more

edit: mayo elvis

cuties <3

i'm a zest fest with that catholic upbringing™ backstory but jesus was one cool dude. like, he defends a prostitute against a hoard of angry men, “let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” (John 8:7)

if being who you are or loving somebody's a sin, it's one he'd have forgiven you for. yeah this isn't crazy knowledge; it wouldn't change minds, but here's some love in these trying times. don't let the news bring you down. the world isn't all evil.

the bird woman u like…. now with birdier legs

more bird *eats this*

you

Did you know there are 2 whale emojis? Instead of spending precious manpower on designing two species of whales, one is a weird cartoon. I can't figure out any use for it when the beautiful blue whale is right there in front of you.

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