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Taking a nap next to mom

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

Pink

ACTUALLY the funniest part of sonic x shadow generations is that it completely recontextualises this bit

bros having the worst day of his life, reliving his trauma, has no idea whats going on, but despite this still wants to beat the absolute shit out of sonic

Still wondering what Nintendo was thinking when they gave us rockets and a Lil Guy that can be glued to said rockets like… did they now know that every one of those lil dudes under the rocks got concussions? Now that but with R O C K E T S???

Nintendo said "we know the world's been hard lately, here's some therapy" and then we all proceeded to commit the most hilarious of war crimes

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish