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Big Therpist is promoting Bob to sell more therapy 👎
NYC psychologists after the void took over the city with infinite shame rooms looping people’s worst traumas.
if I have two barbie dolls and make them kiss that's MY business and Mattel has no say in which of MY barbie dolls im allowed to make kiss
“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.
none of my friends wanna go see the thunderbolts movie with me so im going alone 😞
So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man
my therapist when i saw her for the first time in two weeks: you look pale and thin, are you okay?
my fuckass 3d that i’ve been trying to recover from: omg queen she said you look skinneyy 😜
this!!! I talked to a friend and she mentioned in passing that me and my other friends always look super cool and intimidating and I literally asked her if she was including me in that bc I feel like im always just cool by association, not by myself
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.