and while im on the topic, I respect graphic and sexually explicit content on ff-sites of course, but it really gives me the ick when the tags read like corn categories, I can't put my finger on why I but yeah
the best example is frodo turning on sam on the stair of ciroth ungol
Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees
Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife
bro punched all his 9 lives out of him
Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.
*taps mic* is this on?
how many of you would read the hydra!Peter Parkner fic I have been working on and have only finished as a rough outline that will probably never leave my wips?
no, i loved the way their dynamic played out and loving platonic relationships between men and women (also i read yelena as asexual but that just me)
will i be crucified if i say i prefer bob and yelena’s dynamic platonically over romantically…
Happy Pridemonth my Queers!!
my life isn't by Robin Thicke feat. T.I and Pharrell so why the FUCK are we blurring lines
Just had a crazy talk with my mom about my childhood hahahahahahahahahahahaha
if I have two barbie dolls and make them kiss that's MY business and Mattel has no say in which of MY barbie dolls im allowed to make kiss
“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.