Commodus: Oh, I’m Sorry, Am I Bothering You? Why Don’t You Go Cry About It, Huh?

"Shen Yuan was a loser gooner shut in during his first life" Shen Qingqiu used to be hated by his fellow peak lords until Shen Yuan transmigrated into his body, so it was solely his personality that was so charming people went to war over his corpse. Please be serious

Idea of cosplayer Shen Yuan whos known for embodying characters so well hes called the "Scholarly God" bc of his impeccable acting. One day he goes to a fun event at a ren faire and finds intrest in a particularly handsome brute in red.

Cut to metal worker Luo Binghe, a full armor combat specialist who actually is the BIGGEST fan of cos legend Yuan that hes followed the man since his very VERY first cos- Shen Quinqiu from PIDW. The two hit it off and no one suspects years later that when a new and upcoming cos comes to pair with Yuan, everyone thinks hes just a rising star. But....why is it after this new cos star that Yuan has the most beaitiful jewelery and metal work weapons/details in the whole community? Why do they only do popular mlm ships and couples cospays?

Thank his husband, Luo Binghe. After all, a God deserves only the finest hand made and loved items to adorn their body. And if his beloved wants him to dress as a Demon King for views, who is he to judge?

newest worldbuilding project is a fantasy setting where wizards, witches, and warlocks are all distinct, nonhuman species that look human for some kind of biological adaptation

wizards in particular are brood parasites! they trick humans into raising their young!

Sasuke gets trapped in a dating sim

pt 1 l pt 2

I hate you so much right now

Look at them cuddle.

making my own way

Gai: have you tried meditation? Kakashi: sure, sometimes when the kids scream my mind goes blank and I float above my body Gai: that’s dissociation Kakashi: potato, potato

Kakashi: Would you still love me if I was a worm? Gai: Of course I would! And if you were a worm, then I'd be a worm too. We would live in the dirt and make the flowers grow and get worm married and have worm kids. Naruto: Would you still love me if I was a worm? Sasuke: Naruto, what in god’s name are you talking about?