Once You Get To A Certain Level Of Advanced Maths, You Basically Become A Wizard.

"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

it has been __ days since my last lemm shitpost

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

the gender my parents know about and my much cooler gender my online friends know about

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

Mmm Hollowknight doodles and lack of style consistency. Wonderful.

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

constantly getting jumpscared by unexpected obsessions