I Wish We Would Know More Context About This Scene. I Believe Will Didn't Even Call To Announce That

me when the READER in the X READER has a name:

like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁

i’m crazy why is he exposing them like this when he knows they can’t respond. why did he feel the need to let everyone know they’re whiteboy battling it out every show backstage

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

Just remembered that Will Graham was canonically a professor and-

What was that even LIKE???

Picture the scene: youre a bright-eyed prospective FBI agent who needs to take this class for a credit and you roll up to see a man who looks like he slept in a dumpster teaching your class.

Ok fine you can deal with that.

Next thing you learn is that he has the social skills of a ground-nesting chipmunk and the class has realized he tolerates you all only because you sit fifty feet away from him.

Fine. Cool. Sure.

Maybe the class starts trying to win him over. Maybe they leave him an apple as a joke and he goes on a fifteen minute rant about how many apples will kill you. The class realizes they can get him to talk about certain things:

Government Officials (Derogatory), Dogs, Knives, Dogs, Guns, Dogs, Kraft Mac and Cheese, Silly String (Derogatory)…

They get him a murder mystery book for his birthday and he spends the next class period talking about why it was wrong and who REALLY did it.

The class does some research, apparently he’s wired up in a weirder way than the class thought. That’s fine, you all like him in a “teacher who hates everyone kind of way”

Then he starts rambling about murders as if he WAS THERE AND DID IT, zones out, regularly gets interrupted by random people and then vanishes off the face of the earth only to reappear as a “murder husband” a few months later.

Good for him, you all knew only a bisexual could be that much of a flaming wreak.

The class is Professor Grahams biggest supporters, they cheer when he gets out of prison and keep up with the news as best they can.

Because goddamnit he’s their WEIRDO and good fucking batshit crazy teachers are SO hard to find

No no you don't get it, Hannibal indeed wanted to mark Will in Mizumono. He was thinking of a hickey. But he panicked and ended up gutting him instead.

MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE

girls when shedding of their uterine lining

CAN WE TALK ABT THIS PICTURE PLEASE

rawrrrr

LISTEN UP I used the tarot for what it was meant to be used: asked if there is going to be a season four lol.

It said YES. It said it will be announced at the convention. It said there will be a Hannigram kiss. NOW LISTEN. This deck is usually right about everything I ask it, so send help but I am trying to keep my delusions in check so who the fuck knows. Just thought I'd share cause if this damn thing is right, BOY. BOOOY.

Detail: a card that represents home and family popped up when I asked if there would be a Hannigram kiss in this new thing/season/whatever the fuck they are doing. So I'm guessing it could mean that they are established relationship, murder fucking husbands? anyway.

also fun fact, a card that represents sharing positive things with others popped up when I asked if they would announce it during this convention, like, come onnnn

Singing along to Sleep Token makes me speak with a British accent.

Centuries of bombing battleships between us just for a goth daughter to betray the tradition. I'm sorry parents, I've disappointed you.