I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
Bohemian Rhapsody? more like bohomoian rhapsody because Freddie Mercury was bisexual. i'll be hear all week
happy tdov never kill yourself
it especially hits when it's not a romantic love, but just your friends showing they know you and love you as is
i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling
real hubrismaxxers know that the grass on the other side is ABSOLUTELY and TOTALLY greener. it's WAAAAAY greener. greener than you could ever even imagine. it probably tastes better than spaghetti or somehting too.
real hubrismaxxers like me know the other side doesn't even have grass
What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.
This applies to t4t, too.
being pushed into the bed by your dom as they whisper "I'm sorry honey, I really need this" and they just fuck into you and use you as a fleshlight >>>>>>>> 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
when a queer guy talks over you to be like "um excuse me, but how are people like me at all like normal men you hysterical shrew" and you're sat there like. well. sir. kinda like that actually, in fact
i want to get *used* idk I just want to be desired and not have to think at all AHHHHHHHH to have a beautiful woman want to have me as a toy
as a puppy sub I want a puppy Domme so fucking badly
yeah, puppy subs are cute, but what about big, dominant, feral dog tops? men who can easily pin you down due to their strength. men who pant heavily into your ear, their hot breath running down your neck as they pound inside of you. men who growl and grunt and howl. what about that, huh?
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to
New gnarly collage dropped
Save a cowboy, ride a butch 🖤
New gnarly collage dropped
Save a cowboy, ride a butch 🖤
the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on
There's a subby tgirl out there who desperately needs attention from a tgirl top who can read her every desire because she's too shy to make the first move
Hey you
I'm a tgirl
I have a tummy
It's tuesday
Now tell me, where do we go from here?
Need someone to bruise me like this again
awww, puppy you know I can’t keep my hands off you in the club. you look so good and no one’s paying us any attention. such a tempting little outfit, your hips are practically begging to be grabbed. brushing my hand against the small of your back just to see you twitch from the slight contact. bet you’d let me touch you right here in this club. fuck, you look so needy, the alcohol blurring your gaze. awww, you like this song? hm? cmere, dance on me. arch your back and grind against my lap. that’s it, you’re doing so well for me. what’s that in my dress? oh sweetheart, don’t worry about it. just keep bouncing that pretty ass right up on me. here, get nice and close and stay real still for me, I’ve got a surprise for you...
Some of you seem like you say most things in hopes that a transfemme will shove her cock down your throat in response
awwh, are you tired, puppy? that's alright, my love. just lay down for me. that's it, pup, on your tummy, sweetheart. just like that, you're my fleshlight tonight. shhh darling, relax for me while i stretch you out. fuck, you're so tight, my love. i can feel you squeezing down through my strap. tightest fucking fleshlight, my god. clenching already, sweet toy? oh, darling, does it feel that good? mhm? this is what you needed, isn't it? i know, i know, pup, easy. lay still and take it. you're doing so well for me, sweetheart. go on, cum all you want, i'm not stopping anytime soon. you just love my strap buried in you, don't you, darling? such a good toy, it's like you we're made to take my cock.
me
Some of you transbian switches out there are bottoms who CAN top a subbier girl but melt at the first sign of assertiveness and it shows
Like one "good girl" from a sultry voice and you're a puddle on the ground
blushed irl oh no
Are you blushing, puppy? All because I called you a good toy? My good toy. You’re just a pretty fleshlight, barely have enough brains to be embarrassed. You like it when I pick you up and use your holes like a real toy? My hands tight around your waist, fucking you back and forth on my cock? Use your words, puppy. Good toy, thats it. Fuuck, sweet thing, you feel so incredible. Tightest little toy, oh my god, you were made to please me.
an unstoppable force (sub who is whining and writhing and shaking and crying because they can hardly handle any more) vs an immovable object (dom gently cooing i know i know i know in their ear while they refuse to let up)
Sick of masturbating i want someone to rail me until i cant see straight